"We Chinese didn't invent much, but at least we have invented few most important ones: compass, fire work, cannon, paper, silk, banking, and physical immortality."
-- Alex Chiu

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1. I had always thought you sprang straight from the forehead of Zeus, but maybe that was your sister?

   Comment by Wahrheit | 23 January 2008

2. Don’t give him any ideas. He already has a big enough ego.

   Comment by Donnie | 23 January 2008

3. There could be a few ways I was born:

   a. I had a daddy and mommy, just like you.
   b. I popped out of the, er, hole of a two-dimensional chicken.
   c. Spontaneous generation.

   Of course it’s hard to remember when you’re just born so it’s something I still have to figure out.

   Comment by The Mascot | 24 January 2008

4. Isn’t The Mascot a Creationist? If so, what’s wrong with believing that the Mascot came into being through the quick sketchwork of the lord himself? A pencil was moved and the Mascot was born.

   Comment by Allen | 24 January 2008

5. [...] has become something of a hit. He/it has garnered numerous requests for various things such as: A biography, reenactments of important events in history, and other stuff like seductive poses on top of food. [...]

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