Allen posted the following on 24 January 2008 at 2:30 pm.
Isn’t The Mascot a Creationist? If so, what’s wrong with believing that the Mascot came into being through the quick sketchwork of the lord himself? A pencil was moved and the Mascot was born.
[...] has become something of a hit. He/it has garnered numerous requests for various things such as: A biography, reenactments of important events in history, and other stuff like seductive poses on top of food. [...]
I had always thought you sprang straight from the forehead of Zeus, but maybe that was your sister?
Reply to WahrheitDon’t give him any ideas. He already has a big enough ego.
Reply to DonnieThere could be a few ways I was born:
a. I had a daddy and mommy, just like you.
b. I popped out of the, er, hole of a two-dimensional chicken.
c. Spontaneous generation.
Of course it’s hard to remember when you’re just born so it’s something I still have to figure out.
Reply to The MascotIsn’t The Mascot a Creationist? If so, what’s wrong with believing that the Mascot came into being through the quick sketchwork of the lord himself? A pencil was moved and the Mascot was born.
Reply to Allen[...] has become something of a hit. He/it has garnered numerous requests for various things such as: A biography, reenactments of important events in history, and other stuff like seductive poses on top of food. [...]