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I continue to bow before the will of the people

Since at least one or two of you demanded it, I’ve posted my bio. Hope you’re happy now-.

Wahrheit posted the following on 23 January 2008 at 6:55 pm.
I had always thought you sprang straight from the forehead of Zeus, but maybe that was your sister?
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Donnie posted the following on 23 January 2008 at 9:59 pm.
Don’t give him any ideas. He already has a big enough ego.
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The Mascot posted the following on 24 January 2008 at 7:38 am.
There could be a few ways I was born:

a. I had a daddy and mommy, just like you.
b. I popped out of the, er, hole of a two-dimensional chicken.
c. Spontaneous generation.

Of course it’s hard to remember when you’re just born so it’s something I still have to figure out.
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Allen posted the following on 24 January 2008 at 2:30 pm.
Isn’t The Mascot a Creationist? If so, what’s wrong with believing that the Mascot came into being through the quick sketchwork of the lord himself? A pencil was moved and the Mascot was born.
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