I hate McDonald’s even more now
Hey, people! It’s Everyone’s Favorite Egg (TM), the Mascot here with an important message.
I suppose I should thank Dinosaur Mom for getting me the picture. I’d almost forgotten about this, but it really boils my tuna everytime I see it.
So Donnie and I were cruising around town when we saw this billboard:
It’s bad enough that McDonald’s tortures millions and billions of eggs every year to make their egg barfwiches. But now they’re telling you that eggs WANT to be treated like that???
I came up with my own billboard for McDonald’s to use in their next campaign:
The McSoylentGreen sandwich. Mmmm, looks good to me! Maybe they’ll use the cashiers that are too daft to handle giving customers correct change. That way even the “human rights” campaigners will say it’s no big deal.
McSoylentGreen. Clever!
Comment by Q | 10 September 2008
lets be real clear, ok??
u r a fucking genius. genius of what, who knows?
Arabic: Geni: tutelary spirit that hangs arond a body
Comment by David K, Seattle | 10 September 2008
Hello Donnie,
Thanks for running LEPers II. If for any reason you don’t have the inclination to run LEPers III, I would like to volunteer to do so.
Best Regards
Ivan
Getting to 2000
Comment by Ivan | 10 September 2008
Donnie, If you’re going to go with soylent green… shouldn’t it be more like pellets? lol
Comment by Allen | 10 September 2008
I pity the tool who tries to turn me into a sandwich!
Comment by Mr. E | 10 September 2008
The Mascot is like the Twisty Faster of egg liberation theory.
Comment by Kate Dino | 10 September 2008
@Q: Thanks! Although Captain Picard didn’t trust you that much, so maybe I shouldn’t either.
@David K: Thanks, man! I don’t know what kind of genius I am either. (And don’t be fooled, any genius posts on LEP are because of eggish thinking and engineering, not human).
@Ivan: Well, I don’t know all the details, but Donnie kept bugging me about helping with some of the Lepers 3 stuff (I don’t really want to; it’s not my piece of pie). He’s supposed to release more info in a week or two.
@Allen: Donnie had nothing to do with this post, you know.
Technically…you’re right. But you know how they use plastic food instead of real food to make it look more tasty? I figured they’d use a real human instead of pellets here.
@Mr. E: You tell ‘em, Mr. E!
@Kate Dino: Pretty close, except Twisty is half-right and I’m always right.
Comment by The Mascot | 10 September 2008