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"Can you think of any time when a [library] patron sitting at a computer and watching porn and masturbating would be acceptable behavior?"
-- Carl Monday

I love guest blogging

[Note: The Mascot is filling in while I'm away for the weekend. If he becomes overly stupid or offensive, let me know on Monday so I can kick his shell.]

This weekend, I finally got to show off my complete manliness and cuteness. That’s a win-win for everyone. And I was just checking for any e-mails, and…

Wait, how’d this get thrown into the Junk E-mail folder? “Hop inside and find yourself a horny little …. buddy. Looking to meet up with the local bar slut?” Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! Let me just click on this link, and–

Oh, crap, he just stepped through the door. Gotta go!

October 7th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes

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