"It depends on what the meaning of the word is is. If the...if he...if is means is and never has been, that is not - that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement."
-- Bill Clinton

I wish I looked as good as Alex Chiu

“How good I look at age 38 because I used Immortality Rings and Gorgeouspil”

“How gorgeous Alex Chiu is at age 38 AlexChiu.com (2009)”

August 14th, 2009 9 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes

  1. annie posted the following on 15 August 2009 at 1:01 am.

    it looks like his hair is running away from his face. and who can blame it?

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  2. Egg Fu Yung posted the following on 17 August 2009 at 1:16 pm.

    Does this guy have some sort of an inferiority complex? He’s all talking about how Chinese people are uglier than whites? It’s kinda offensive. Just…turn white if that’s how you feel. Get that Michael Jackson whitening surgery and call yourself Alex Jones.

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  3. Donnie posted the following on 17 August 2009 at 1:45 pm.

    @Annie: Hahahaha. It’s like a 90 Degree Mullet: business on the left, party on the right.

    @Egg Fu Yung: Remember when Robert mentioned you kinda looked like a Derek-wannabe? So following Chiu’s logic, you’re better looking than most Chinese eggs. Um, that probably didn’t help things.

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  4. annie posted the following on 20 August 2009 at 1:10 pm.

    ok you gotta get this guy off your front page. then again… it might be entertaining if he ended up on To Catch A Predator.

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  5. Donnie posted the following on 20 August 2009 at 5:37 pm.

    There are 10 posts on a page. I am going to post once a week for the next couple months to make sure he stays on.

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  6. Allen posted the following on 21 August 2009 at 9:15 am.

    So what’s going on with the interview with Alex Chiu?

        Reply to Allen
  7. Donnie posted the following on 23 August 2009 at 10:48 pm.

    I forgot about that.

    Initially, I put it off because I couldn’t figure out how it was to be recording. Will try to put it together in a couple months–too much going on right now.

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  8. Sworn Enemy :) posted the following on 2 September 2009 at 1:49 pm.

    Dear Mr. Chiu:

    1) You are not hot.
    2) The opinion of a blonde white girl at the gym is questionably valid if you go up and ask her “Am I gorgeous?”
    3) If taking Gorgeouspil makes your hair look like THAT, I’m afraid I can’t buy it.
    4) Hey, I think I have the same microwave.

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  9. The Mascot posted the following on 3 September 2009 at 9:11 am.

    Have a heart. Remember what Alex Chiu said: Chinese people have a natural disadvantage in the attractiveness area.

    By the way…am I gorgeous?

        Reply to The Mascot

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