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“I’m not a morning person.”

Someone needs to work on improving the excuse machine.

Juan Arreola was looking after his girlfriend’s 2-year-old son one day. He punched the son twice, and undoubtedly did a bit more. The kid ended up with bruises over his face and back, plus some brain bleeding and was taken to the hospital.

His stated reason for beating up the 2-year-old?

When Northampton County Judge F.P. Kimberly McFadden asked Arreola Friday if that’s how he regularly treated 2-year-olds, he replied: “I was working till midnight. I’m not a morning person.”

October 23rd, 2007 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Weaksauce Losers

  1. annie posted the following on 23 October 2007 at 12:21 pm.

    yeah he needs a swift kick in the nads.

        Reply to annie
  2. Allen posted the following on 23 October 2007 at 1:48 pm.

    While I don’t condone the beating of children… he should have considered the fact that his girlfriend had kids and realized how much that’d trouble him

        Reply to Allen
  3. Donnie posted the following on 23 October 2007 at 3:06 pm.

    @Annie: Repeatedly.

    @Allen: It’s amazing how many men it’s a big issue for. Guess it’s a reminder that they weren’t the only one. I find it very sad.

        Reply to Donnie
  4. Allen posted the following on 23 October 2007 at 6:21 pm.

    hm… it may be more primal than that.

    It’s the concept that you shouldn’t have to expend energy to support genes that aren’t yours

        Reply to Allen
  5. Caroline :) posted the following on 24 October 2007 at 2:20 am.

    Is that his real name? “JUAN ARREOLA”?? Has anyone said that out loud? OMG it’s no wonder he punched out this kid, he probably got made fun of all his life for being one nipple!

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  6. Donnie posted the following on 24 October 2007 at 8:47 am.

    @Allen: Yeah, that too.

    @Caroline: That’s exactly the type of insight that makes me so glad to have known you. (Incidentally, I only found out what an areola was earlier this year.)

        Reply to Donnie

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