Involuntary goatee
On Monday, I ended up having a seizure in the middle of the open field by my apartment complex. Apparently, no one noticed as there were no paramedics dumping me into the back of an ambulance. I slowly and awkwardly made my way back to the apartment, having to stop once. Some girl saw me and asked if I was OK.
Guess it was because of this giant cut over my lip. It’s probably awkward to shave near there, so for the time being I’m going to stick with this bad goatee:
Frankly, I’m still tired, some of my muscles still ache, and I can’t wait for the weekend to get here.
Ouch, dang dude. It’s been so long since you mentioned this that I pretty much forgot about it. Heal up.
I have a goatee purely because I hate shaving. It was kinda irritating when they got trendy.
Reply to Derek SlaterIt’s only a bad goatee if you don’t rock it like it is the most awesome goatee ever known to man.
I vary between months of full beard and months of goatee.
Sideburns help goatees look respectable. I prefer medium length (or height- how do we best describe facial hair dimensions?)- to about the bottom of my ear lobes. Some people go almost to the jaw line, others half an ear length.
Wear it strong and at some point a dude you think is really cool will say it looks good and he has always been afraid to grow a beard/goatee because he thinks he’ look silly with it.
Reply to gorckatSorry to hear about your seizure. Hope all is well now. What does the mascot think of your goatee?
Reply to CMoByou kinda look like a celebrity mug shot.
specifically, this one:
http://0.tqn.com/d/crime/1/0/7/7/downeyjr.jpg
seriously, thank goodness you’re ok. rest up…
Reply to annieOh wow. Glad you’re alright. At first i thought that was a pic of someone else.
Reply to QSeizure?
Ummm…
Didn’t know this, I’m completely freaked for you but your peeps here seem to already know about it. I’m glad you’re ok.
The Goatee rocks by the way! I wear one all the time and I am the picture of…well something cool.
Just happy that you’re ok man. Heal up, rest during the weekend.
Reply to wangYou gotta long way to go. Derek. Wang. Egg Fu Yung. They ALL have better goatees than you.
Reply to The MascotThanks for everyone’s good wishes. I’m gonna rock this goatee for a while and see how it turns out.
Reply to DonnieHow do you rock a goatee? Do you play Rock music to it? Do you scrape it with a rock?
Reply to QIf you have to ask…
“I don’t always have facial hair, but when I do, I prefer a goatee.”
-The Most Interesting Man in the World
Reply to gorckatBrilliant!
Reply to DonniePaula Bean?
Reply to AllenHey now. I am spell and program better than her…
Reply to DonnieI see Shawn Bradley’s influence is growing.
Reply to Derek SlaterYes, a skinny white guy in an NBA-like logo.
Reply to Donnie