As many times as you’ve heard not to waste food because of starving children in Ethiopia, sometimes you just gotta get rid of it. Based on personal experience, here are some foods and a good sign you should throw them out.
Fig Newtons/Fig Newmans: they’ve become crunchy
Burrito: tortilla “decorated” with blue polka dots
Milk: has changed state of matter
Ramen topped with eggs: ramen topped with fungus
(Yes, this post is bizarre and pointless. My mind’s still not working very well right now.)
if i may add: the baked ziti that now has astro turf growing on it and resembles the 4th hole at pebble beach golf course…
Or, when you break open an egg to cook breakfast and KERPLUNK an egg-shaped block of ice lands in your hot oil.
Actually the egg was fine, but the yolk got all frothy as it melted. Tasted good. Tater tots. Mmmmm.
Chessloser: Thank you for your contribution; will pass on the Italian tonight.
Annie: Baked or fried tater tots?
Baked in the toaster oven. but since I sprinkled oil on top, basically, it’s fried.