“Just like two aspirin, parks can be very beneficial.”

So declares the American Land Rights Association (ALRA), who thinks we have too many parks.

But the reason they’re getting any attention at all is they’re going to boycott Minneapolis’ airport and Northwest Airlines. Why? Because that airport is where Senator Craig got caught soliciting gay sex in a public bathroom.

(Note: it takes more people than what ALRA’s got for an effective boycott. They can’t be all that big, considering they apparently have a staff of two.)

They believe that “by ambushing Senator Larry Craig, the Minneapolis St Paul Airport Police have effectively declared war on the West.” Any organization that can declare that with a straight face probably has a leadership consisting solely of inbred white folk.

September 6th, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective