"He who throws mud only loses ground."
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Kerrigan is far too good-looking

Starcraft 2 was released today. How many game widows is this going to create?

Does anyone else think Kerrigan is depicted far too attractively for someone who’s been turned into a Zerg? I mean, look at the Infested Terrans; I can’t imagine any woman saying, “Yeah, I’d like to get some of that.” But in this picture, Kerrigan’s practically wearing stilettos and has perfectly formed legs and butt.

(Incidentally, if I completely stop blogging, cut off all outside communication, lose my job, and can be found huddling by a local Chick-Fil-A to take advantage their free Wi-Fi…you know why.)

July 27th, 2010 13 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes, Gaming

  1. Q posted the following on 28 July 2010 at 12:12 am.

    There are beach bums and ski bums. Donnie just created the game bum :)

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  2. annie posted the following on 28 July 2010 at 1:04 pm.

    i’ll need to remember to IM you every hour or so to check your well being… carlos actually wants to get this. i told him over my dead body. not because it doesn’t intrigue me but because we may become game bums ourselves. add that to newborn on the way and well i don’t want to be on the news.

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  3. CMoB posted the following on 28 July 2010 at 6:48 pm.

    What’s starcraft?

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  4. Donnie posted the following on 30 July 2010 at 9:48 am.

    @Q: LOL. Maybe not created, but certainly enhanced.

    @Annie: “Baby learns kung-fu to force her parents to feed her”. That would be a great headline.

    @CMoB: You poor, poor soul. I’d wager many chess players would enjoy SC b/c of the strategy aspect.

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    1. Allen posted the following on 30 July 2010 at 10:43 am.

      I think Chess players would prefer Dawn of War or Company of Heroes more than Starcraft since those games also use the concept of cover and morale.

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    2. CMoB posted the following on 30 July 2010 at 7:55 pm.

      Just kidding.

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    3. Donnie posted the following on 1 August 2010 at 11:27 pm.

      @Allen: Gotta look those up. I’m pretty game-deprived nowadays.

      @CMoB: Well that makes sense. I couldn’t tell. Probably even my parents have heard of Starcraft.

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  5. Anonymous posted the following on 31 July 2010 at 8:33 pm.

    Practically speaking… if I were a voluptuous villain… I’d find it very restrictive fighting in stilletos and a g-string. I’d prefer something a little more solid on the feet and the constant wedgie would be distracting.

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    1. blunderprone posted the following on 31 July 2010 at 8:35 pm.

      That was me BTW…fogot to “login”

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      1. Donnie posted the following on 1 August 2010 at 11:28 pm.

        BUT the heroes would be distracted by your luscious body. It balances things out.

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  6. Q posted the following on 1 August 2010 at 12:36 am.

    Speaking of g-strings this reminds me of a Saint Seiya character named Orpheus. He plays a harp and uses it to fight. In a fight his opponent broke his g-string (on the harp). He managed to prevail by holding his g-string together with his teeth. When i read that i could not help but think of the g-string cloting item, not the musical instrument item :)

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    1. Donnie posted the following on 1 August 2010 at 11:28 pm.

      You know, I wonder if it were not intentional…it seems a little too convenient…

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      1. Q posted the following on 2 August 2010 at 5:55 am.

        Saint Seiya was made in the 80′s. I don’t thing G strings existed back then. Also i don’t think the japs would call the that item of clothing a G string. It’s still funny. BTW, I have a guitar. Would you like to pluck my G string? :)

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