Kim Jong-Il is pregnant
Thanks to Allen for bringing this news of the Korean summit to my attention.
In this photo, the European Pressphoto Agency photographer captured irrefutable proof of the North Korean leader’s bulging belly. This likely is his last-ditch effort to bring forth a suitable heir.
Oh, and the flowers the North Korean people are holding in the background? They’re plastic.
I wondered where my brillo pad went. this jong guy stole it. what a fartwad. killing people and stealing my stuff.
Reply to annieYeah, he would definitely be the kind of person who wouldn’t trust anyone with it’s heir so he cooked up some experiment to give labour to it himself.
Reply to ookwelbekendalsemcI’m just amazed north korea was able to muster enough plastic to make those flowers.
Reply to Allen@Annie: Remind President Roh to bring that up in negotiations.
@ookwelbekendalsemc: No wonder North Korea doesn’t have any money to buy food.
@Allen: No wonder North Korea doesn’t have any money to buy food.
Reply to DonnieBut look at the Glorious Leader’s Beautiful Large Head.
People!
Plastic Flowers Is All They Have
In North Korea
Reply to David LevineNonsense! One of North Korea’s chief exports is Mushrooms. Wouldn’t it have been more economical to just give shrooms to the press and anyone not from North Korea? You’d definately see things much more colorfully
Reply to Allenhttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21147701/
I’m sure you get all kinds of google alerts and blog feeds on your buddy there, but just in case…
Reply to Derek Slaterbtw, if anyone thought i was kidding about the mushroom comment:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071005/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_korea_summit_mushrooms
Reply to Allen