Kim Jong-Il is pregnant
Thanks to Allen for bringing this news of the Korean summit to my attention.
In this photo, the European Pressphoto Agency photographer captured irrefutable proof of the North Korean leader’s bulging belly. This likely is his last-ditch effort to bring forth a suitable heir.
Oh, and the flowers the North Korean people are holding in the background? They’re plastic.
I wondered where my brillo pad went. this jong guy stole it. what a fartwad. killing people and stealing my stuff.
Comment by annie | 2 October 2007
Yeah, he would definitely be the kind of person who wouldn’t trust anyone with it’s heir so he cooked up some experiment to give labour to it himself.
Comment by ookwelbekendalsemc | 2 October 2007
I’m just amazed north korea was able to muster enough plastic to make those flowers.
Comment by Allen | 2 October 2007
@Annie: Remind President Roh to bring that up in negotiations.
@ookwelbekendalsemc: No wonder North Korea doesn’t have any money to buy food.
@Allen: No wonder North Korea doesn’t have any money to buy food.
Comment by Donnie | 2 October 2007
But look at the Glorious Leader’s Beautiful Large Head.
People!
Plastic Flowers Is All They Have
In North Korea
Comment by David Levine | 2 October 2007
Nonsense! One of North Korea’s chief exports is Mushrooms. Wouldn’t it have been more economical to just give shrooms to the press and anyone not from North Korea? You’d definately see things much more colorfully
Comment by Allen | 3 October 2007
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21147701/
I’m sure you get all kinds of google alerts and blog feeds on your buddy there, but just in case…
Comment by Derek Slater | 5 October 2007
btw, if anyone thought i was kidding about the mushroom comment:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071005/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_korea_summit_mushrooms
Comment by Allen | 5 October 2007