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Kim Jong-Il is pregnant

Kim Jong-Il is pregnant

Thanks to Allen for bringing this news of the Korean summit to my attention.

In this photo, the European Pressphoto Agency photographer captured irrefutable proof of the North Korean leader’s bulging belly. This likely is his last-ditch effort to bring forth a suitable heir.

Oh, and the flowers the North Korean people are holding in the background? They’re plastic.

October 2nd, 2007 8 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under North Korea

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  1. annie posted the following on 2 October 2007 at 6:11 pm.

    I wondered where my brillo pad went. this jong guy stole it. what a fartwad. killing people and stealing my stuff.

        Reply to annie
  2. ookwelbekendalsemc posted the following on 2 October 2007 at 6:17 pm.

    Yeah, he would definitely be the kind of person who wouldn’t trust anyone with it’s heir so he cooked up some experiment to give labour to it himself.

        Reply to ookwelbekendalsemc
  3. Allen posted the following on 2 October 2007 at 6:27 pm.

    I’m just amazed north korea was able to muster enough plastic to make those flowers.

        Reply to Allen
  4. Donnie posted the following on 2 October 2007 at 7:18 pm.

    @Annie: Remind President Roh to bring that up in negotiations.

    @ookwelbekendalsemc: No wonder North Korea doesn’t have any money to buy food.

    @Allen: No wonder North Korea doesn’t have any money to buy food.

        Reply to Donnie
  5. David Levine posted the following on 2 October 2007 at 10:38 pm.

    But look at the Glorious Leader’s Beautiful Large Head.

    People!

    Plastic Flowers Is All They Have

    In North Korea

        Reply to David Levine
  6. Allen posted the following on 3 October 2007 at 9:53 am.

    Nonsense! One of North Korea’s chief exports is Mushrooms. Wouldn’t it have been more economical to just give shrooms to the press and anyone not from North Korea? You’d definately see things much more colorfully

        Reply to Allen
  7. Derek Slater posted the following on 5 October 2007 at 9:34 am.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21147701/

    I’m sure you get all kinds of google alerts and blog feeds on your buddy there, but just in case…

        Reply to Derek Slater
  8. Allen posted the following on 5 October 2007 at 3:12 pm.

    btw, if anyone thought i was kidding about the mushroom comment:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071005/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_korea_summit_mushrooms

        Reply to Allen

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