Kung fu and bi-sexuality
Whoa! My partner’s bi? Maybe that’s why she wanted me to go on the Jerry Springer show with her…
The employees of Akron-Canton airport are incredibly skilled in kung fu, significantly reducing the chances of terrorist activity.
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OK, see, this kind of thing is why I decided to remove this job from my résumé.
Comment by The Mascot | 4 April 2008
That has to be such a cool airport.
Comment by l3rucewayne | 4 April 2008
Wait. What other jobs has the mascot held?
Comment by Allen | 4 April 2008
actually, the figure is not exhibiting kung fu, just a very drunk airport signaller.
Comment by tanc (happyhippo) | 4 April 2008
Well, the résumé is getting a tad thin. I did work here for a while, and was very popular with the clients…
Comment by The Mascot | 4 April 2008
Ok DEFINITELY NSFW… and actually not too S for Home either…Mascot you little so-and-so.
Although I take a bit of responsibility for not reading the URL’s name first.
Comment by annie | 4 April 2008
I don’t understand how being the janitor there helps your resume
Comment by Allen | 4 April 2008
i clicked on it too–I thought it was a French restaurant!
Comment by Wahrheit | 5 April 2008
You kids don’t remember the Coffee Achievers of the 1980s. Those were some bad ads.
Comment by Tom Panelas | 5 April 2008
@Annie: A so-and-so? You couldn’t just say it? Don’t worry; I understand if you don’t want to let your true feelings for me be known in a public forum.
@Allen: Come to think of it…I don’t know that being a dancer there helps the resume, either.
@Wahrheit: It’s a feast for the eyes. (Not yours, of course)
@Tom: I have a hard time believing that was ever cool, even in the 80’s.
Comment by The Mascot | 6 April 2008