Kung fu and bi-sexuality
Whoa! My partner’s bi? Maybe that’s why she wanted me to go on the Jerry Springer show with her…
The employees of Akron-Canton airport are incredibly skilled in kung fu, significantly reducing the chances of terrorist activity.
OK, see, this kind of thing is why I decided to remove this job from my résumé.
Reply to The MascotThat has to be such a cool airport.
Reply to l3rucewayneWait. What other jobs has the mascot held?
Reply to Allenactually, the figure is not exhibiting kung fu, just a very drunk airport signaller.
Reply to tanc (happyhippo)Well, the résumé is getting a tad thin. I did work here for a while, and was very popular with the clients…
Reply to The MascotOk DEFINITELY NSFW… and actually not too S for Home either…Mascot you little so-and-so.
Although I take a bit of responsibility for not reading the URL’s name first.
Reply to annieI don’t understand how being the janitor there helps your resume
Reply to Alleni clicked on it too–I thought it was a French restaurant!
Reply to WahrheitYou kids don’t remember the Coffee Achievers of the 1980s. Those were some bad ads.
Reply to Tom Panelas@Annie: A so-and-so? You couldn’t just say it? Don’t worry; I understand if you don’t want to let your true feelings for me be known in a public forum.
@Allen: Come to think of it…I don’t know that being a dancer there helps the resume, either.
@Wahrheit: It’s a feast for the eyes. (Not yours, of course)
@Tom: I have a hard time believing that was ever cool, even in the 80’s.
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