Comments on: Kung fu and bi-sexuality

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:35:29 +0000

@Annie: A so-and-so? You couldn’t just say it? Don’t worry; I understand if you don’t want to let your true feelings for me be known in a public forum.

@Allen: Come to think of it…I don’t know that being a dancer there helps the resume, either.

@Wahrheit: It’s a feast for the eyes. (Not yours, of course)

@Tom: I have a hard time believing that was ever cool, even in the 80′s.

By: Tom Panelas

Tom Panelas — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:47:24 +0000

You kids don't remember the Coffee Achievers of the 1980s. Those were some bad ads.

By: Wahrheit

Wahrheit — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:09:57 +0000

i clicked on it too–I thought it was a French restaurant!

By: Allen

Allen — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:52:28 +0000

I don’t understand how being the janitor there helps your resume

By: annie

annie — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:08:56 +0000

Ok DEFINITELY NSFW… and actually not too S for Home either…Mascot you little so-and-so.

Although I take a bit of responsibility for not reading the URL’s name first.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:56:09 +0000

Well, the résumé is getting a tad thin. I did work here for a while, and was very popular with the clients...

By: tanc (happyhippo)

tanc (happyhippo) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:33:44 +0000

actually, the figure is not exhibiting kung fu, just a very drunk airport signaller.

By: Allen

Allen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:01:05 +0000

Wait. What other jobs has the mascot held?

By: l3rucewayne

l3rucewayne — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:06:05 +0000

That has to be such a cool airport.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:35:20 +0000

OK, see, this kind of thing is why I decided to remove this job from my résumé.