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LEP pays tribute to Michael Jackson

: Michael Jackson will be remembered as a great singer and an oddball. In his defense, this is not unusual. In fact, there may be some sort of correlation which can be proved scientifically.

: Some of us will remember MJ fondly. I will remember him fondling. As children run out of Neverland shouting “I’m free, I’m free!”, there’s one thing about Michael Jackson’s passing that will always stick with me. It must have been a real thriller trying to keep him alive in the hospital.

As a side note, if you’re not white now, don’t become white. Trust me, it’s not that healthy.

: Uh. I didn’t listen to his music. But that moonwalk thing was cool. Wish I could do that.

June 26th, 2009 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Entertainment, In the News, Uncomfortability

  1. Blunderprone posted the following on 26 June 2009 at 11:30 am.

    What about Farrah!!!!! She helped me through Puberty.

    First Ed, then Farrah, then MJ…. I feel like my childhood memories are dying.

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  2. annie posted the following on 27 June 2009 at 1:26 am.

    :( sad indeed. it will be hard to match his talent. but respectfully I add… perhaps it is better. he was obviously in pain and unhappy. may he rest in peace now.

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  3. Donnie posted the following on 27 June 2009 at 9:50 am.

    @Blunderprone: Hahahaha. Yes, I’d imagine she was helpful. I guess she doesn’t care much her death was completely overshadowed by MJ’s.

    @Annie: Probably. The pressure of starting a singing career so young didn’t help his development. I’ve heard the hypothesis that the whole Neverland/Peter Pan thing was compensating for a lost childhood.

    @Mascot: We probably could have handled this a little more tastefully.

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  4. The Mascot posted the following on 27 June 2009 at 9:51 am.

    (digging) There’s gotta be a conscience. (digging) There’s gotta be a conscience in here somewhere!

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  5. Kate Dino posted the following on 27 June 2009 at 9:56 pm.

    This is the best Michael Jackson tribute post I’ve read so far. Okay, this is actually the *only* one I’ve read, since I rejected all the rest after the first sentence or so.

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  6. blunderprone posted the following on 28 June 2009 at 3:28 pm.

    …and now, TV pitchman, Billy Mays too?!?!?

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