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In 2008, the United States will elect a new president to replace President Bush. I suspect most of the world will not be crying into their Coca-Cola over that one. Poster design stolen from the Fred ‘08 campaign.

Liquid Egg Product Mascot for President in ‘08!

November 14th, 2007 11 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Mascot for President

  1. Blunderprone posted the following on 14 November 2007 at 1:53 pm.

    I was going to comment on the Mascot’s platform about apathy but then I remembered that i really didn’t care.

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  2. Wahrheit posted the following on 14 November 2007 at 2:48 pm.

    His smile seems as least as sincere as most of the other candidates’. If he’s a Second Amendment supporter and promises not to try and regulate my sex life he’s got my vote…

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  3. ookwelbekendalsemc posted the following on 14 November 2007 at 3:44 pm.

    As an American, who do you think it’s gonna be? Me as a European i’m thinking it’s gonna be Hillary Clinton as i think it’ll be a cold day in hell before america has itself a black president.

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  4. Donnie posted the following on 14 November 2007 at 4:15 pm.

    Hey, Mascot! You need to start responding to these people if you want some voters.

    @ookwelbekendalsemc: Two weeks ago, I would have said Hillary farily easily wins the Democratic nomination, and likely beats the Republican candidate. But in the first two states holding the primaries for the Democrats, Hillary does not have a big lead, if at all. If Obama or someone else can win Iowa or New Hampshire, it may change the dynamics enough to make things interesting.

    Because people are tired of Bush, it will be difficult for a Republican to win. Maybe Giuliani, because he’s still to a degree a national hero and is not a conservative.

    Re: Obama. There aren’t many black people more likely to do well than Obama. First, he’s a light-skinned black, which helps him with the whites. The media has stopped treating him as a novelty now, which helps him. His inexperience will hurt more than anything.

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  5. Liquid E. P. Mascot posted the following on 14 November 2007 at 4:16 pm.

    Yo, George. Wanna be my campaign manager?

    Wahrheit, I don’t care if you got guns. Just don’t point them at me! And I like my sex pretty kinky, so I hope the government has no clue what’s going on in my bedroom.

    And to that Dutch dude with the unspellable name. Hillary has NO SHOT now that I’m running!

        Reply to Liquid E. P. Mascot
  6. l3rucewayne posted the following on 14 November 2007 at 4:45 pm.

    Some have said hillary would be to polarizing, causing more republicans to go vote than normal, and so maybe she would make it more likely for a republican to win. I have little experience with politics so I’m just hoping for the best. Hillary kinda gives me the creeps and makes me think if she gets elected were this much closer to the end of the world. Is it noticeable to anyone here who watches msm that they are a bit too on hillary’s side? That is what I’m hearing, but I don’t watch televised news normally.

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  7. Wahrheit posted the following on 14 November 2007 at 5:19 pm.

    America would survive Mrs. Clinton, just as it survived Warren G. Harding, Richard M. Nixon and her husband the guy Who Did NOT Have Sex With THAT Woman. However, instead of just surviving, I feel The Mascot would usher in an era of good feeling and unlimited prosperity. If he’ll pledge to choose Curious George as his running mate I’ll give him $2,300 and bundle up another $1,000,000 from Chinese cooks and busboys I know.

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  8. chessloser posted the following on 14 November 2007 at 11:41 pm.

    i’m gonna register multiple times using dead people’s names to vote…

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  9. Samuraipawn posted the following on 15 November 2007 at 4:39 am.

    i’m gonna register multiple times using dead people’s names to vote…

    I think Bush claimed all the dead people in the last election…

        Reply to Samuraipawn
  10. Blunderprone posted the following on 15 November 2007 at 10:23 am.

    I’m going to hack into the Diebold e-voting system and fix it so Steven Colbert wins

        Reply to Blunderprone
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