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Liquid Egg Product values reader input

Last week, we had our monthly meeting on the state of Liquid Egg Product (see picture). It seems a bit gratuitous, but it lets you know we are professional, serious, and dedicated to giving you, the reader, a marginally entertaining blog to distract you from work for 1 or 2 minutes.

Mr. E mentioned that during his days starring on the hit TV program “The E-Team”, the producers insisted on getting direct input from the public about the show. This was essential to its long, successful run; analyzing Arbitron stats simply wasn’t enough.

So we humbly request your input by responding to the poll questions below. Additional comments can be left as a comment.

The quantity of chess content on LEP is

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The Mascot is

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Which term best describes LEP?

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Why do you continue to visit this site?

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What potential future feature would most interest you?

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November 20th, 2008 17 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Blog News

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  1. I feel very valued right now! I trust my vote for more chess content will be taken seriously. Thank you Mr. Mascot.

    Comment by Chessaholic | 20 November 2008

  2. You spend waaay too much time talking about chess positions.

    Comment by likesforests | 20 November 2008

  3. that’s such a great picture. and you’re alive! that’s even greater. :)

    Comment by annie | 20 November 2008

  4. This is great.

    I voted for the E-Team outtakes. I’m pretty confident the Mascot’s polka would suck.

    Comment by Derek Slater | 20 November 2008

  5. How about my avatar and the Mascot do celebrity interviews of each other?

    Comment by Kate Dino | 20 November 2008

  6. Did I score 100% since my answers match the top choice on every question?

    Comment by Polly | 21 November 2008

  7. Seems like a dream, (they) got me hypnotized…

    I’m too sexy for my shirt…so sexy it hurts.

    But never, NEVER insipid!

    Comment by Robert | 21 November 2008

  8. Eggish strippers…. hmmm… sounds a little messy

    Comment by blunderprone | 21 November 2008

  9. Your blog sucks to be perfectly honest.

    Comment by Anonymous | 21 November 2008

  10. I only agreed with most everyone else once, on “entertaining” as the best descriptor. Looking sharp Donnie, different than I thought you looked from that head pic you put up a while back.

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 22 November 2008

  11. Here’s my user input. KILL YOURSELF.

    Comment by A user | 23 November 2008

  12. @Chessaholic: Mr. Mascot actually doesn’t like chess. FYI.

    @Likesforests: Well, obviously.

    @Annie: Thanks. Although the TV remote detracts from the professional image I was trying to convey.

    @Derek: There is nothing to do but agree with your assessment.

    @Kate: LOL. The “celebrity” status might be a bit too much (I suspect our combined readerships are under 200), but that might just work.

    @Polly: It means you’ll be good on Jeopardy.

    Next time, I’ll just get your opinion instead of doing a poll. More efficient.

    @Robert: I’m glad for that. Some days, I find this site insipid, but user feedback keeps it going…

    @Blunderprone: Probably. I haven’t been to an eggish strip club to find out.

    @Anonymous: Thanks. I kinda agree.

    @l3rucewayne: You know, I’ve never posted a full frontal shot. Might find an excuse to do it sometime.

    @A user: I haven’t needed a “Don’t feed the trolls” sign before. Don’t make me have to buy one.

    Comment by Donnie | 25 November 2008

  13. There’s nothing unprofessional about a remote. For all we know, it’s how you control the web conferencing screen when you address the LEP shareholders.

    Comment by Allen | 26 November 2008

  14. The reason why we haven’t seen a close-in shot of Donnie is that he’s embarrassed about being so ugly compared to me.

    I apologize to those of you who had to vote “Other” when describing my looks. I couldn’t think of a better superlative than “unbearably sexy” and should just have offered “the sexiest egg alive” as an option.

    Comment by The Mascot | 26 November 2008

  15. @Allen: We haven’t turned a profit in 5 quarters. I don’t think we have any shareholders left.

    @Mascot: We’ve been at this over a year. Your self-centerness and vanity continues to astound me.

    Comment by Donnie | 26 November 2008

  16. There have been repeated comparisons between Donnie’s visage and that of Robert Downey Jr.

    I didn’t know that was a remote, I thought it was a chess-move calculating thingamabob. :)

    Comment by annie | 26 November 2008

  17. positively brilliant!

    Comment by David K, Seattle | 28 November 2008

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