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Liquid Egg Product values reader input

Last week, we had our monthly meeting on the state of Liquid Egg Product (see picture). It seems a bit gratuitous, but it lets you know we are professional, serious, and dedicated to giving you, the reader, a marginally entertaining blog to distract you from work for 1 or 2 minutes.

Mr. E mentioned that during his days starring on the hit TV program “The E-Team”, the producers insisted on getting direct input from the public about the show. This was essential to its long, successful run; analyzing Arbitron stats simply wasn’t enough.

So we humbly request your input by responding to the poll questions below. Additional comments can be left as a comment.

The quantity of chess content on LEP is

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The Mascot is

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Which term best describes LEP?

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Why do you continue to visit this site?

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What potential future feature would most interest you?

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November 20th, 2008 17 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Blog News

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  1. Chessaholic posted the following on 20 November 2008 at 2:48 pm.

    I feel very valued right now! I trust my vote for more chess content will be taken seriously. Thank you Mr. Mascot.

        Reply to Chessaholic
  2. likesforests posted the following on 20 November 2008 at 4:44 pm.

    You spend waaay too much time talking about chess positions.

        Reply to likesforests
  3. annie posted the following on 20 November 2008 at 6:29 pm.

    that’s such a great picture. and you’re alive! that’s even greater. :)

        Reply to annie
  4. Derek Slater posted the following on 20 November 2008 at 7:24 pm.

    This is great.

    I voted for the E-Team outtakes. I’m pretty confident the Mascot’s polka would suck.

        Reply to Derek Slater
  5. Kate Dino posted the following on 20 November 2008 at 11:18 pm.

    How about my avatar and the Mascot do celebrity interviews of each other?

        Reply to Kate Dino
  6. Polly posted the following on 21 November 2008 at 5:47 pm.

    Did I score 100% since my answers match the top choice on every question?

        Reply to Polly
  7. Robert posted the following on 21 November 2008 at 6:19 pm.

    Seems like a dream, (they) got me hypnotized…

    I’m too sexy for my shirt…so sexy it hurts.

    But never, NEVER insipid!

        Reply to Robert
  8. blunderprone posted the following on 21 November 2008 at 9:03 pm.

    Eggish strippers…. hmmm… sounds a little messy

        Reply to blunderprone
  9. Anonymous posted the following on 21 November 2008 at 10:28 pm.

    Your blog sucks to be perfectly honest.

        Reply to Anonymous
  10. l3rucewayne posted the following on 22 November 2008 at 9:49 pm.

    I only agreed with most everyone else once, on “entertaining” as the best descriptor. Looking sharp Donnie, different than I thought you looked from that head pic you put up a while back.

        Reply to l3rucewayne
  11. A user posted the following on 23 November 2008 at 12:02 pm.

    Here’s my user input. KILL YOURSELF.

        Reply to A user
  12. Donnie posted the following on 25 November 2008 at 11:01 am.

    @Chessaholic: Mr. Mascot actually doesn’t like chess. FYI.

    @Likesforests: Well, obviously.

    @Annie: Thanks. Although the TV remote detracts from the professional image I was trying to convey.

    @Derek: There is nothing to do but agree with your assessment.

    @Kate: LOL. The “celebrity” status might be a bit too much (I suspect our combined readerships are under 200), but that might just work.

    @Polly: It means you’ll be good on Jeopardy.

    Next time, I’ll just get your opinion instead of doing a poll. More efficient.

    @Robert: I’m glad for that. Some days, I find this site insipid, but user feedback keeps it going…

    @Blunderprone: Probably. I haven’t been to an eggish strip club to find out.

    @Anonymous: Thanks. I kinda agree.

    @l3rucewayne: You know, I’ve never posted a full frontal shot. Might find an excuse to do it sometime.

    @A user: I haven’t needed a “Don’t feed the trolls” sign before. Don’t make me have to buy one.

        Reply to Donnie
  13. Allen posted the following on 26 November 2008 at 1:37 am.

    There’s nothing unprofessional about a remote. For all we know, it’s how you control the web conferencing screen when you address the LEP shareholders.

        Reply to Allen
  14. The Mascot posted the following on 26 November 2008 at 10:04 am.

    The reason why we haven’t seen a close-in shot of Donnie is that he’s embarrassed about being so ugly compared to me.

    I apologize to those of you who had to vote “Other” when describing my looks. I couldn’t think of a better superlative than “unbearably sexy” and should just have offered “the sexiest egg alive” as an option.

        Reply to The Mascot
  15. Donnie posted the following on 26 November 2008 at 10:06 am.

    @Allen: We haven’t turned a profit in 5 quarters. I don’t think we have any shareholders left.

    @Mascot: We’ve been at this over a year. Your self-centerness and vanity continues to astound me.

        Reply to Donnie
  16. annie posted the following on 26 November 2008 at 2:02 pm.

    There have been repeated comparisons between Donnie’s visage and that of Robert Downey Jr.

    I didn’t know that was a remote, I thought it was a chess-move calculating thingamabob. :)

        Reply to annie
  17. David K, Seattle posted the following on 28 November 2008 at 5:34 am.

    positively brilliant!

        Reply to David K, Seattle

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