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Liquid Egg Reassembler

(The post name was 100% inspired by the Reassembler post on this, Cross-blog pollination.)

We did a programmer’s pre-nup, an idea of Reassembler spawn to be something like his brillant* chessplayer’s pre-nup.

So how did this come about?

1. Derek had to bug me to check my e-mail.
2. Agreed a programmer’s pre-nup would be a keen idea.
3. Two or three weeks later, I finally sent some decent ideas.
4. Derek had to bug me to check my e-mail.
5. Looked at his BASIC code; looked fine. Sent my assembly code.
6. Derek had to bug me to check my e-mail.
7. Told Derek whatever he put for my bio should be fine.
8. Still have to check my e-mail.

* Here’s looking at you, Paula. (At least one reader knows the reference. He may be the only one.)

February 6th, 2008 13 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Blog News

13 Comments »

  1. I nearly missed the illustration. Hardee har. :)

    Comment by Derek Slater | 6 February 2008

  2. Weird. I know this Derek is a chess expert, but you don’t have to put your man-crush out there for everyone to see.

    Comment by The Mascot | 6 February 2008

  3. Donnie, as in the Paula Bean?

    Is this any indication on the code samples you saw?

    Comment by Allen | 6 February 2008

  4. @Derek: The goatee came out too thick.

    @Mascot: Um…OK.

    @Allen: Yes, THE Paula Bean! Too bad the joke’s been beaten to death so it’s not that funny now. I was more curious if anyone else would recognize it.

    Comment by Donnie | 6 February 2008

  5. I think Mascot should bag the goatee and go straight for the “soul patch”… although back in a day when Zappa sported one, it was called a zappa.

    Time to go jam in Joe’s garage.

    Comment by Blunderprone | 6 February 2008

  6. The first time I saw the term “soul patch” was in NBA 2000, when you could customize your player’s looks. It seems like it’s for people who can’t decide whether they want facial hair or not.

    Forgive me; I have no clue who this Zappa is.

    Time to go hit up Wikipedia.

    Comment by Donnie | 7 February 2008

  7. Let’s just say that Zappa is not a tazor made for Mainers

    Comment by Blunderprone | 7 February 2008

  8. I saw Zappa live–as the concert went on the bass player gradually removed clothing items, and at the end was wearing only a diaper. While this didn’t impress me much, the musicianship was awesome.

    Comment by Wahrheit | 7 February 2008

  9. No idea about Zappa? Ouch. That sound you just heard was me falling into later middle age.

    Comment by Derek Slater | 7 February 2008

  10. @Blunderprone: Thanks; I figured that much out.

    @Wahrheit: I’m glad you went to the concert instead of me.

    @Derek: Well, I’m fairly ignorant of music and such, so that’s part of it too.

    Comment by Donnie | 7 February 2008

  11. Is Mascot related to John McCain? They both have grins that look like a mule eating briars.

    Comment by Carson | 8 February 2008

  12. They’re both bald, too, so you might be on something there.

    Comment by Donnie | 8 February 2008

  13. Damn I needed the chessplayers prenup 25 years ago. :-)

    Comment by Polly | 8 February 2008

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