Comments on: Liquid Egg Reassembler

By: Polly

Polly — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:02:17 +0000

Damn I needed the chessplayers prenup 25 years ago.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:35:39 +0000

They’re both bald, too, so you might be on something there.

By: Carson

Carson — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:27:29 +0000

Is Mascot related to John McCain? They both have grins that look like a mule eating briars.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:33:42 +0000

@Blunderprone: Thanks; I figured that much out.

@Wahrheit: I’m glad you went to the concert instead of me.

@Derek: Well, I’m fairly ignorant of music and such, so that’s part of it too.

By: Derek Slater

Derek Slater — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:32:26 +0000

No idea about Zappa? Ouch. That sound you just heard was me falling into later middle age.

By: Wahrheit

Wahrheit — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:13:52 +0000

I saw Zappa live–as the concert went on the bass player gradually removed clothing items, and at the end was wearing only a diaper. While this didn’t impress me much, the musicianship was awesome.

By: Blunderprone

Blunderprone — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:29:58 +0000

Let’s just say that Zappa is not a tazor made for Mainers

By: Donnie

Donnie — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:52:43 +0000

The first time I saw the term “soul patch” was in NBA 2000, when you could customize your player’s looks. It seems like it’s for people who can’t decide whether they want facial hair or not.

Forgive me; I have no clue who this Zappa is.

Time to go hit up Wikipedia.

By: Blunderprone

Blunderprone — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:44:57 +0000

I think Mascot should bag the goatee and go straight for the “soul patch”… although back in a day when Zappa sported one, it was called a zappa.

Time to go jam in Joe’s garage.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:14:27 +0000

@Derek: The goatee came out too thick.

@Mascot: Um…OK.

@Allen: Yes, THE Paula Bean! Too bad the joke’s been beaten to death so it’s not that funny now. I was more curious if anyone else would recognize it.