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I'm in ur kichen reskuing ur prizonerz

July 9th, 2008 16 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Entertainment

16 Comments »

  1. lol

    Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 9 July 2008

  2. I was going to say that.

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 10 July 2008

  3. That is beautiful.

    Comment by Kate Dino | 10 July 2008

  4. that’s funny…

    If that is your kitchen, you definitely have good taste in hot sauces. That Sriracha hot sauce is a staple in my kitchen, I always keep 2-3 bottles in my refrigerator.

    Comment by Chessaholic | 10 July 2008

  5. Maxim’s eggs? Wow, you must do a lot of shopping in chinatown. props to you, bro. props to you. :)

    Plus that big honkin’ bag ‘o rice on the floor…you’re practically Chinese now. haha

    Comment by annie | 10 July 2008

  6. scary. your fridge contains more chinese items than many chinese people i know.

    Comment by Allen | 10 July 2008

  7. Leggo my Eggo.

    Comment by Tom Panelas | 10 July 2008

  8. Um…that refrigerator looks suspiciously like mine.

    Hong Kong Food Market is the closest food store, making stocking up on Chinese food very natural. And now I know Maxim’s is a Chinese thing.

    Comment by Donnie | 11 July 2008

  9. I can’t figure out how you got the eggs to “float” for the picture.

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 11 July 2008

  10. It hurts that some of you people are just “lol”ing at this. Sure, I purposely mispelled stuff, but this is a very important social commentary.

    And those eggs aren’t floating. I’m clearly holding them in my left hand.

    Comment by The Mascot | 11 July 2008

  11. Two things strike me–one, now we know what the back of the Mascot’s head looks like! Two, while he has already liberated one large 18-egg carton from the fridge it looks like there are two more still in captivity! What kind of supposedly single guy has 50 eggs in the refrigerator???

    (cue scary music)

    I think Donnie has some kind of harem of egg-loving women in his house!!!

    And my chain of logic seems unbreakable, or at least no weaker than that leading from universal background radiation to the Big bang.

    Comment by Wahrheit | 11 July 2008

  12. Har! (As Matt P would say.)

    Comment by Derek Slater | 11 July 2008

  13. It’s not just that there is background radiation, it is that it is that same amount of background radiation as some scientist or other predicted (prior to its being discovered and measured) there would be if the Big Bang model was correct.

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 11 July 2008

  14. But personally I find the accelerating expansion of the universe more convincing that such a confirmed prediction as background radiation, which could just be an amazing coincidence.

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 11 July 2008

  15. If it weren’t for the dish washer I’d swear it were a Chinese kitchen. lol.

    So… what are the vast quantity of eggs used for? Easter has already passed so that leaves me to only one conclusion… you must be consuming raw eggs in an effort to buff up.

    Comment by Allen | 11 July 2008

  16. @Wahrheit: What the Mascot wouldn’t give for a harem of egg-loving women. (And no, I don’t have one.)

    @Allen: Well, my genetics seem to prevent my buffing up. (ie, I have lazy genes, and am too lazy to work out.)

    Comment by Donnie | 13 July 2008

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