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I'm in ur kichen reskuing ur prizonerz

July 9th, 2008 16 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Entertainment

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  1. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 9 July 2008 at 6:23 pm.

    lol

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  2. l3rucewayne posted the following on 10 July 2008 at 1:38 am.

    I was going to say that.

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  3. Kate Dino posted the following on 10 July 2008 at 12:05 pm.

    That is beautiful.

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  4. Chessaholic posted the following on 10 July 2008 at 1:15 pm.

    that’s funny…

    If that is your kitchen, you definitely have good taste in hot sauces. That Sriracha hot sauce is a staple in my kitchen, I always keep 2-3 bottles in my refrigerator.

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  5. annie posted the following on 10 July 2008 at 2:24 pm.

    Maxim’s eggs? Wow, you must do a lot of shopping in chinatown. props to you, bro. props to you. :)

    Plus that big honkin’ bag ‘o rice on the floor…you’re practically Chinese now. haha

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  6. Allen posted the following on 10 July 2008 at 2:41 pm.

    scary. your fridge contains more chinese items than many chinese people i know.

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  7. Tom Panelas posted the following on 10 July 2008 at 10:51 pm.

    Leggo my Eggo.

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  8. Donnie posted the following on 11 July 2008 at 2:48 am.

    Um…that refrigerator looks suspiciously like mine.

    Hong Kong Food Market is the closest food store, making stocking up on Chinese food very natural. And now I know Maxim’s is a Chinese thing.

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  9. l3rucewayne posted the following on 11 July 2008 at 3:00 am.

    I can’t figure out how you got the eggs to “float” for the picture.

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  10. The Mascot posted the following on 11 July 2008 at 8:03 am.

    It hurts that some of you people are just “lol”ing at this. Sure, I purposely mispelled stuff, but this is a very important social commentary.

    And those eggs aren’t floating. I’m clearly holding them in my left hand.

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  11. Wahrheit posted the following on 11 July 2008 at 1:28 pm.

    Two things strike me–one, now we know what the back of the Mascot’s head looks like! Two, while he has already liberated one large 18-egg carton from the fridge it looks like there are two more still in captivity! What kind of supposedly single guy has 50 eggs in the refrigerator???

    (cue scary music)

    I think Donnie has some kind of harem of egg-loving women in his house!!!

    And my chain of logic seems unbreakable, or at least no weaker than that leading from universal background radiation to the Big bang.

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  12. Derek Slater posted the following on 11 July 2008 at 2:25 pm.

    Har! (As Matt P would say.)

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  13. l3rucewayne posted the following on 11 July 2008 at 4:01 pm.

    It’s not just that there is background radiation, it is that it is that same amount of background radiation as some scientist or other predicted (prior to its being discovered and measured) there would be if the Big Bang model was correct.

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  14. l3rucewayne posted the following on 11 July 2008 at 4:08 pm.

    But personally I find the accelerating expansion of the universe more convincing that such a confirmed prediction as background radiation, which could just be an amazing coincidence.

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  15. Allen posted the following on 11 July 2008 at 4:08 pm.

    If it weren’t for the dish washer I’d swear it were a Chinese kitchen. lol.

    So… what are the vast quantity of eggs used for? Easter has already passed so that leaves me to only one conclusion… you must be consuming raw eggs in an effort to buff up.

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  16. Donnie posted the following on 13 July 2008 at 1:00 pm.

    @Wahrheit: What the Mascot wouldn’t give for a harem of egg-loving women. (And no, I don’t have one.)

    @Allen: Well, my genetics seem to prevent my buffing up. (ie, I have lazy genes, and am too lazy to work out.)

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