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Manuel Uribe is now somewhat less unattractive

Manuel Uribe chilling out

For those of you unfamiliar with Manuel Uribe, you may remember Jared, the Subway guy. He weighed over 400 lbs before going on his “Subway diet”, and yes, he looked like a zeppelin.

Manuel Uribe was 3 times the man Jared ever was.
(WARNING: may cause vomiting or mental scarring.*) Here’s his picture.

To his credit, Mr. Uribe hasn’t given up and has been actively trying lose the weight. In fact, he’s lost 400 lbs over the past year, which makes him only about 800 lbs now.

Before you girls start beating a path to his door, he apparently has a girlfriend now and is looking forward to having children**, so you’re too late. If you want to try to argue that there’s enough of him for two (or three) girlfriends, though, you could try that angle.

BBC: Meeting the world’s heaviest man

*Probably not. But a few people complained when I sent the picture without warning.
**Once he’s lost enough weight off to actually have sex.

June 2nd, 2007 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

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  1. Ok fine, I don’t hate my body so much now.

    Comment by annie | 2 June 2007

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