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Mascot Green Beer

The Mascot’s Green Beer

Celebrating St. Patty’s Day tonight? Here’s my special recipe for green beer:

Mascot Green Beer

Ingredients:
Beer
Green Food Coloring

Recipe:
1. Pour beer in drinking receptacle.

2. Put several drops of food coloring in beer.

3. Mix it around with a spoon. A blender is overkill.

4. Get wasted.

March 18th, 2008 8 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Entertainment

8 Comments »

  1. wow… this reminds me of your old Recipes section.

    Comment by Allen | 18 March 2008

  2. speaking of which bring it back. im racking my brains for what to make for dinner tonight.

    Comment by annie | 18 March 2008

  3. @Allen: So it does. That was the best part of the page; I don’t know why I didn’t do more with it.

    @Annie: Well, you can still use the old recipes. The saltwater gargle is to die for. We may revive the recipes (all egg-free), but other bloggers have more food skills. Based on circumstantial evidence.

    I would try cooking from David, l3ruce, and/or chessloser in a heartbeat.

    @Mascot: St. Patrick’s Day was yesterday. Just in case you didn’t notice.

    Comment by Donnie | 18 March 2008

  4. sister well i won the blitz rematch. i say we count that one. jk.

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 18 March 2008

  5. Green beer is good every day of the year! I think blue would be fun; George Carlin used to riff in his act on how there was no blue food. Four or five blue beers might even make me think he’s funny!

    Comment by Wahrheit | 19 March 2008

  6. sometimes i spend two entire nights making a base for a soup BEFORE i make the soup on the third day. warmest, dk

    Comment by David K, Seattle | 19 March 2008

  7. aw, thanks. I make a great glass of water. Distilled in a plastic cup, room temperature. mmmm. AND its healthier than beer!(I think.)

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 19 March 2008

  8. @Wahrheit: Thank you for warning me never to voluntarily listen to Carlin. I’ve never had the pleasure.

    @David K: When you have to prepare something for days, that’s some serious cooking. For me, two hours cooking is “really long”.

    @l3rucewayne: Water tastes better than beer. Lukewarm water is the best gaming food ever.

    Comment by Donnie | 22 March 2008

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