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Meet my new girlfriend

[Hot and allegedly hot female day, post 3]

Say hi to Kari, everyone!

Kari 3.1

Kari 3.1’s really great, because I don’t have to worry about stuff like buying flowers, deciding on a restaurant, or being bugged about when we’re getting married. Meeting Kari was easy; it’s not like I had to go out and meet anyone, spend time getting to know her, then have the guts to ask her out. Plus I have full control over her personality, appearance and actions. Er…

(BTW, I’m not really using this program. If anyone wants to give it a whirl, let us know how it is.)

October 22nd, 2007 9 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes, CG, Science/Technology, Weaksauce Losers

9 Comments »

  1. So far the ball girl wins hands down.

    Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 22 October 2007

  2. There are a couple left to go, but I figured that would end up being the majority opinion.

    Comment by Donnie | 22 October 2007

  3. If you want to see some impressive technology, have a look at http://www.realdoll.com.

    Comment by BudMan | 22 October 2007

  4. Yeah, i agree. You should get yourself a realdoll. Same conveniences as you mentioned, plus you can have sexy time with it. Kari lacks in that department. Or are you having sexy time with your monitor?

    Comment by ookwelbekendalsemc | 22 October 2007

  5. Not impressed. Boobs are obviously fake.

    Comment by annie | 23 October 2007

  6. @BudMan: Yeah, but Kari 3.1 PRO is only $35! A RealDoll is over $6000. I guess you get what you pay for.

    @ookwelbekendalsemc: Apparently, you can create custom animations for Kari, which is as close as it gets.

    The physical structure of a monitor does not lend itself to sexy time, but I’m sure people figure it out. ;)

    @Annie: That’s not what she told me.

    Comment by Donnie | 23 October 2007

  7. OMG I read about Realdoll back in college. Hahahah.

    Man. So you get this virtual gf who is obviously JUST like a real gf in that she prances around in a bikini all day long.

    Stuff from the page that I find funny:

    “She needs care and attention and if you really love her you will see her reach out and touch you.”

    Among the main features: “Personality Editor”. So, if you hate her personality you can just up and change it. JUST like in real life! WOW! Whatta deal!

    Comment by Caroline :) | 24 October 2007

  8. Give them some credit. There’s also the flexibility to have her wear lingerie all day long.

    Comment by Donnie | 24 October 2007

  9. your sexi and a bjutifull shum emir koke ta ha cicen

    Comment by fitim | 10 July 2008

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