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Meet my new girlfriend

[Hot and allegedly hot female day, post 3]

Say hi to Kari, everyone!

Kari 3.1

Kari 3.1’s really great, because I don’t have to worry about stuff like buying flowers, deciding on a restaurant, or being bugged about when we’re getting married. Meeting Kari was easy; it’s not like I had to go out and meet anyone, spend time getting to know her, then have the guts to ask her out. Plus I have full control over her personality, appearance and actions. Er…

(BTW, I’m not really using this program. If anyone wants to give it a whirl, let us know how it is.)

October 22nd, 2007 10 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes, CG, Science/Technology, Weaksauce Losers

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  1. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 22 October 2007 at 3:15 pm.

    So far the ball girl wins hands down.

        Reply to Blue Devil Knight
  2. Donnie posted the following on 22 October 2007 at 7:17 pm.

    There are a couple left to go, but I figured that would end up being the majority opinion.

        Reply to Donnie
  3. BudMan posted the following on 22 October 2007 at 9:49 pm.

    If you want to see some impressive technology, have a look at http://www.realdoll.com.

        Reply to BudMan
  4. ookwelbekendalsemc posted the following on 22 October 2007 at 10:05 pm.

    Yeah, i agree. You should get yourself a realdoll. Same conveniences as you mentioned, plus you can have sexy time with it. Kari lacks in that department. Or are you having sexy time with your monitor?

        Reply to ookwelbekendalsemc
  5. annie posted the following on 23 October 2007 at 12:09 am.

    Not impressed. Boobs are obviously fake.

        Reply to annie
    1. Jasiu posted the following on 23 May 2009 at 6:02 am.

      Cześć;
      Bardzo mi się spodobałaś i chciałbym poznać Ciebie jestem zainteresowany.
      ODPISZ.

          Reply to Jasiu
  6. Donnie posted the following on 23 October 2007 at 2:40 am.

    @BudMan: Yeah, but Kari 3.1 PRO is only $35! A RealDoll is over $6000. I guess you get what you pay for.

    @ookwelbekendalsemc: Apparently, you can create custom animations for Kari, which is as close as it gets.

    The physical structure of a monitor does not lend itself to sexy time, but I’m sure people figure it out. ;)

    @Annie: That’s not what she told me.

        Reply to Donnie
  7. Caroline :) posted the following on 24 October 2007 at 2:35 am.

    OMG I read about Realdoll back in college. Hahahah.

    Man. So you get this virtual gf who is obviously JUST like a real gf in that she prances around in a bikini all day long.

    Stuff from the page that I find funny:

    “She needs care and attention and if you really love her you will see her reach out and touch you.”

    Among the main features: “Personality Editor”. So, if you hate her personality you can just up and change it. JUST like in real life! WOW! Whatta deal!

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  8. Donnie posted the following on 24 October 2007 at 8:47 am.

    Give them some credit. There’s also the flexibility to have her wear lingerie all day long.

        Reply to Donnie
  9. fitim posted the following on 10 July 2008 at 3:24 am.

    your sexi and a bjutifull shum emir koke ta ha cicen

        Reply to fitim

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