Comments on: Mentos: when you’re up against inconsiderate jerks

By: Donnie

Donnie — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:25:07 +0000

The aerodynamics of pocket knives are not so good.

By: Allen

Allen — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:32:15 +0000

If you already have a pocket knife, why not just use it directly for vengeance?

By: Donnie

Donnie — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:22:27 +0000

@blunderprone: You know, that would make an awesome parody.

The drawback being the smug blonde would probably just throw the keys into lake. But then he could just drop another Mentos bomb where the keys were dropped, the explosion blowing the keys back into the guy’s hand.

@wang: I guess. (I’ve never used that particular insult, even in anger.)

By: wang

wang — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:06:37 +0000

Douchebags!

By: blunderprone

blunderprone — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:04:50 +0000

Maybe I’ve been doing too many tactical puzzles lately…but… I would overtaken the old man’s diet coke. Then, with my pocket knife, I would have drilled a hole in the cap of the DC, wadded some chewing gum up in the corner of the cap and carefully nested a mentos in it. Then, I’d take the boat from the kid, place the mentos-DC bomb on board and zipped over to those jerks who couldn’t think of tossing me my keys. By the time the mini boat arrives, the MEntos drops into the Diet coke and BOOM… fountain of soda!