Miami Dolphins football
I’m listening to the Dolphins game on the radio while getting a little work done. How bad is it?
After one quarter, the Browns have 51 yards rushing and 2 touchdowns with backup running backs. Commentator Jim Mandich is already watching Trent Green mentoring now 2nd string QB John Beck, and waxing optimistic about Beck’s future: “I like his demeanor; I like his talent.” ‘Cause the Dolphins sure aren’t showing any on the field.
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