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Miami Heat ticket packages

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One of my friends just e-mailed with some of the ticket packages your Miami Heat are offering this season:

Pat Riley Season Ticket Plan
- Exclusive events with the team/players
- 300-level seat locations still available
- Save over $1,000 for a pair of tickets
- From $731 per seat

D. Wade’s Big Name/Big Game Plan
- 20 games, including the Pistons (Opening Night) and the Lakers
- Featured match-ups: Nash, LeBron, Iverson, Dirk, KG, and Durant
- $499 per seat

Shaq’s Weekend Pack
- 11 games, including the Spurs (defending champs) and the Knicks
- Featured match-ups: T-Mac, Yao, Arenas, Kidd, KG, Pierce, and Allen
- $299 per seat

Etc.

You get the idea. But what about us poor people who can’t afford that stuff? How about the following additional packages:

Smush Parker Pack
- 10 games; opposing team must have losing record
- Featured match-ups: Marbury, Pollard, Jones, and hopefully someone will pick up Shawn Bradley
- $100 per seat

Gary Payton’s Senior Pack
- 8 games against teams with an average age of at least 30
- Special rate for fans 55 and older
- Includes a free tube of Super Poligrip
- $80; bring your own wheelchair for seating

Penny’s Nostalgia Pack
- Any game where both Shaq and Wade are “injured” (should be about 10)
- Rony Seikaly will play instead of Shaq
- Tim Hardaway will play instead of Wade
- $50 per seat (in the Miami Arena)

September 27th, 2007 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Sports

  1. Andrea posted the following on 27 September 2007 at 12:12 pm.

    I love the Gary Payton Senior Pack. The free tube of super poligrip will do doubt be a huge draw to older fans.

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  2. chessloser posted the following on 27 September 2007 at 1:37 pm.

    you know what i found out i don’t like about live events? they don’t have instant replay. i went and saw a hockey game, and after a score, i would wait for them to show an intstant replay and i’d miss the next few minutes of actual play. confused the hell out of me.

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  3. Allen posted the following on 27 September 2007 at 4:06 pm.

    Not only that, the way they show the highlights on the TV make you think the whole game is just packed with impressive plays every minute.

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  4. Donnie posted the following on 27 September 2007 at 6:51 pm.

    @Andrea: Do you say that from experience?

    @Chessloser: As frustrating as that is, hockey in particular has to be enjoyed in person. It’s perhaps my favorite sport to see live. However, hockey makes for awful TV and marginal radio.

    @Allen: That’s why you need to pay more attention to the Golden Oldies.

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  5. Allen posted the following on 28 September 2007 at 12:04 am.

    Believe it or not, the Golden Oldies get more cheers than the regular Heat cheerleaders at every game I’ve been to.

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  6. Donnie posted the following on 28 September 2007 at 9:07 am.

    People probably feel sorry for them. The crowd is probably too busy eyeing the dancers (and in some cases, imagining this-and-that) to cheer much. Which ones would you prefer to look at?

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