Michelle Obama is ruining the country
This administration had almost sealed a deal with North Korea to get rid of its nukes. But then Kim Jong-Il saw on the news that Michelle Obama was disrespecting the office of the First Lady by wearing shorts, so he stopped negotiations. Now North Korea is still going to be a nuclear threat. Good going, Michelle.




Send in Team America… F* Yeah!
Reply to blunderproneIt is a crime that I haven’t seen that movie yet.
Reply to Donnietruly lowbrow at its best. just read the imdb “memorable quotes”. good for at least an hour’s worth of laughs.
Reply to annieIt’s also a crime I haven’t read the imdb memorable quotes.
Reply to DonnieIt IS a crime:
“Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn’t realize he was a goddamn Gook. I’ll never be a racist again.”
I don’t now if that passes the family-friendly standards of your fine site, but Golly, that movie made me laugh so hard I literally cried.
Reply to Roberti’ve never seen better satire. “i treasure your friendship!” i think that’s my favorite line. too bad that didn’t make imdb’s list. prob because there’s no profanity.
Reply to annieSo. Is there a 30 sec span in Team America where there isn’t any cussing, or did they just cherrypick all the curse words for imdb?
Reply to Donnie