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Michelle Obama is ruining the country

This administration had almost sealed a deal with North Korea to get rid of its nukes. But then Kim Jong-Il saw on the news that Michelle Obama was disrespecting the office of the First Lady by wearing shorts, so he stopped negotiations. Now North Korea is still going to be a nuclear threat. Good going, Michelle.

Houston Chronicle readers weigh in

August 20th, 2009 7 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Patently Ineffective

  1. blunderprone posted the following on 20 August 2009 at 5:37 pm.

    Send in Team America… F* Yeah!

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  2. Donnie posted the following on 21 August 2009 at 12:19 am.

    It is a crime that I haven’t seen that movie yet.

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  3. annie posted the following on 21 August 2009 at 12:24 am.

    truly lowbrow at its best. just read the imdb “memorable quotes”. good for at least an hour’s worth of laughs.

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  4. Donnie posted the following on 21 August 2009 at 1:02 am.

    It’s also a crime I haven’t read the imdb memorable quotes.

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  5. Robert posted the following on 21 August 2009 at 8:02 pm.

    It IS a crime:

    “Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn’t realize he was a goddamn Gook. I’ll never be a racist again.”

    I don’t now if that passes the family-friendly standards of your fine site, but Golly, that movie made me laugh so hard I literally cried.

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  6. annie posted the following on 22 August 2009 at 12:41 am.

    i’ve never seen better satire. “i treasure your friendship!” i think that’s my favorite line. too bad that didn’t make imdb’s list. prob because there’s no profanity.

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  7. Donnie posted the following on 23 August 2009 at 10:47 pm.

    So. Is there a 30 sec span in Team America where there isn’t any cussing, or did they just cherrypick all the curse words for imdb?

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