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Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

(Monday Fighter! is an allegedly weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)

December 3rd, 2007 9 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

9 Comments »

  1. lucky! you are gonna get some!

    Comment by chessloser | 3 December 2007

  2. bong chika wong wong

    Comment by annie | 3 December 2007

  3. Notice it says it’s the perfect day for romance but never actually says it’ll happen.

    Comment by Allen | 3 December 2007

  4. I actually got this fortune eating with Annie and her husband. And while it was an enjoyable day, they were the only people I really interacted with. Meaning, of course, that romantic opportunities were very limited.

    Comment by Donnie | 3 December 2007

  5. On the back side of the fortune … does it say “… with someone other than yourself?”

    Comment by Blunderprone | 3 December 2007

  6. No, and your cynicism is always appreciated here. :D

    Comment by Donnie | 4 December 2007

  7. so a threesome was out of the question?

    Comment by chessloser | 6 December 2007

  8. pretty much. i don’t do well with situations involving prime numbers. oh and donnie doesn’t like men that way. :-D

    Comment by annie | 6 December 2007

  9. Er…it is a credit to the non-pervertedness of Annie and I that the possibility of a threesome was not taken into consideration, even jokingly.

    There was a fun Jerry Springer episode “I want out of this threesome!” (the only one I remember–didn’t watch it too much…)

    Comment by Donnie | 6 December 2007

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