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Monday Fighter!

Again, being on the road, the usual Monday Fighter! is unavailable. In the past, I’ve shown resumes for our always-open computer programming position, which, for whatever reason, doesn’t quite fit what we’re looking for…

I am writing in response to your Entry Level — Computer Programmer position. I have just completed a Bachelors degree in Graphic Imaging from XXX University….Some of my experiences include:

Design editing
Creating PR poster designs for the University
Mass T-shirt production with specific logos
Creating photo designs: Html/Dreamweaver/Java

Sorry, I’m looking over this post and it’s not that funny. Best I can do with current time constraints.

September 15th, 2008 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

  1. l3rucewayne posted the following on 16 September 2008 at 7:50 pm.

    I will not make a pun using “Bachelors degree in Graphic Imaging from XXX University.”

    I will not make a pun using “Bachelors degree in Graphic Imaging from XXX University.”

    I will not make a pun using “Bachelors degree in Graphic Imaging from XXX University.”

    But… the possibilities… *sigh*

        Reply to l3rucewayne
  2. Allen posted the following on 17 September 2008 at 11:03 am.

    What’s with the graphics people applying to programming/software development jobs?

        Reply to Allen
  3. Donnie posted the following on 26 September 2008 at 2:03 pm.

    @l3rucewayne: I still laugh about your “New Yolk City” pun. Try me.

    @Allen: It’s bizarre, almost like people don’t know what computer programming is.

        Reply to Donnie

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