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Monday Fighter!

First, thank you for those of you responding the poll…and not responding to the trolls. We’ll address the results in a future post.

In the meantime, a return to the traditional Monday Fighter!

Name five healthy foods.

(Monday Fighter! is an allegedly weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)

November 24th, 2008 10 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

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  1. Derek Slater posted the following on 24 November 2008 at 11:37 am.

    Had to sit on my hands.

    They don’t make me angry though – it’s more like the temptation to poke them and see how long they’ll keep barking.

        Reply to Derek Slater
  2. annie posted the following on 24 November 2008 at 3:23 pm.

    Dasher, Dancer, Comet, Cupid, Blitzen.

    I’m actually inclined to believe it’s Donnie himself trying to get a rise out of us.

    either way responding goes against the apathy code of LEP. LEPERS UNITE!

        Reply to annie
  3. blunderprone posted the following on 24 November 2008 at 9:31 pm.

    Jelly beans, fresh bread, Count chocula, crullers, and gum

        Reply to blunderprone
  4. Q posted the following on 25 November 2008 at 10:21 am.

    Would you be able to visit waco during december? I’ll be there.

    Q

        Reply to Q
  5. Donnie posted the following on 25 November 2008 at 11:06 am.

    @Derek: LOL. I don’t know whether they were drive-bys or regulars messing around.

    @Annie: I don’t like joking with suicide much, so…no.

    @Blunderprone: Thank you. This may be one of the top 10 comments of all time.

    @Q: What dates?

        Reply to Donnie
  6. l3rucewayne posted the following on 25 November 2008 at 11:11 am.

    I am beginning to suspect that someone who doesn’t understand English spends time searching through newspapers and cutting out short sentences which happen to be surrounded by an acceptable amount of white space.

        Reply to l3rucewayne
  7. Derek Slater posted the following on 25 November 2008 at 10:30 pm.

    Blunder – Crullers! The magic word.
    (see http://www.csoonline.com/article/450205/Debriefing_New_England_Crack)

        Reply to Derek Slater
  8. Polly posted the following on 25 November 2008 at 10:49 pm.

    dark chocolate, dark chocolate with almonds, dark chocolate with peanuts, dark chocolate truffles, red wine

        Reply to Polly
  9. The Mascot posted the following on 26 November 2008 at 9:58 am.

    Bob Dole, Bob Barker, Bob the Builder, Bob Newhart, Construction Bob

        Reply to The Mascot
  10. Donnie posted the following on 26 November 2008 at 10:19 am.

    @l3rucewayne: LOL! That’s the best explanation of fortune cookies yet!

    @Derek: :-? You’d think they’d have expanded to Best Buy gift cards or something.

    @Polly: Ah, yes, dark chocolate and red wine. The sugary snack and alcohol that are supposed to be good for you.

        Reply to Donnie

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