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Monday fighter!

Monday Fighter!

(Monday Fighter! is a weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. It will end when I run out of these ridiculous fortune cookies, which should be around July 31. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)

June 11th, 2007 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

  1. Allen posted the following on 11 June 2007 at 2:10 pm.

    Monday Fighter will end on July 31st? Unacceptable!

    You owe it to your audience to eat at enough Chinese restaurants to keep this feature going on indefinately.

        Reply to Allen
  2. Donnie Briggs posted the following on 12 June 2007 at 6:29 am.

    Good news: I ate at a Chinese restaurant yesterday, and the feature will be extended to August 6.

        Reply to Donnie Briggs
  3. annie posted the following on 12 June 2007 at 3:44 pm.

    Or you can go to a fortune-generating website, type it into Word, print it out, cut the paper into a fortune-sized strip, photograph it on a wooden table, and post it. we’ll be none the wiser. and your body will thank you for giving it less refined sugar. damn I’m good.

        Reply to annie
  4. Donnie Briggs posted the following on 12 June 2007 at 8:35 pm.

    Looks like you’ve finally gotten enough sleep to come up with some good ideas.

        Reply to Donnie Briggs
  5. Allen posted the following on 13 June 2007 at 4:28 pm.

    Why not just make a fortune cookie factory? Less work, more profits.

        Reply to Allen
  6. annie posted the following on 13 June 2007 at 5:37 pm.

    You can make the fortune cookie factory with legos!!

        Reply to annie

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