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Monday fighter!

Monday Fighter!

(Monday Fighter! is a weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. It will end when I run out of these ridiculous fortune cookies, which should be around July 31. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)

June 11th, 2007 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

6 Comments »

  1. Monday Fighter will end on July 31st? Unacceptable!

    You owe it to your audience to eat at enough Chinese restaurants to keep this feature going on indefinately.

    Comment by Allen | 11 June 2007

  2. Good news: I ate at a Chinese restaurant yesterday, and the feature will be extended to August 6.

    Comment by Donnie Briggs | 12 June 2007

  3. Or you can go to a fortune-generating website, type it into Word, print it out, cut the paper into a fortune-sized strip, photograph it on a wooden table, and post it. we’ll be none the wiser. and your body will thank you for giving it less refined sugar. damn I’m good.

    Comment by annie | 12 June 2007

  4. Looks like you’ve finally gotten enough sleep to come up with some good ideas.

    Comment by Donnie Briggs | 12 June 2007

  5. Why not just make a fortune cookie factory? Less work, more profits.

    Comment by Allen | 13 June 2007

  6. You can make the fortune cookie factory with legos!!

    Comment by annie | 13 June 2007

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