Monday fighter!
(Monday Fighter! is a weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. It will end when I run out of these ridiculous fortune cookies, which should be around July 31. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)



Monday Fighter will end on July 31st? Unacceptable!
You owe it to your audience to eat at enough Chinese restaurants to keep this feature going on indefinately.
Comment by Allen | 11 June 2007
Good news: I ate at a Chinese restaurant yesterday, and the feature will be extended to August 6.
Comment by Donnie Briggs | 12 June 2007
Or you can go to a fortune-generating website, type it into Word, print it out, cut the paper into a fortune-sized strip, photograph it on a wooden table, and post it. we’ll be none the wiser. and your body will thank you for giving it less refined sugar. damn I’m good.
Comment by annie | 12 June 2007
Looks like you’ve finally gotten enough sleep to come up with some good ideas.
Comment by Donnie Briggs | 12 June 2007
Why not just make a fortune cookie factory? Less work, more profits.
Comment by Allen | 13 June 2007
You can make the fortune cookie factory with legos!!
Comment by annie | 13 June 2007