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Monday Fighter!

I like Target, but now I’m starting to wonder what’s going on there….

First of all, normal people call this a “toilet”. Or find a different way to abbreviate “sheet protector”:

Sht Prtector


Second: This product name is bizarre in the first place. Then the other words on the bottle do everything they can to make the product name look as bad as possible:

I Love Pet Head


On the plus side, it appears Target has struck up an exclusive marketing deal with Triton:

Nutitriton Bars

January 16th, 2012 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

  1. Q posted the following on 16 January 2012 at 1:52 am.

    I could use a sht protector, just in case :P

        Reply to Q
    1. Donnie posted the following on 18 January 2012 at 9:28 am.

      I prefer bidets. No toilet paper, no waste!

          Reply to Donnie

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