Monday Fighter!
(Monday Fighter! is a weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. It will end when I run out of these ridiculous fortune cookies, which should be around Aug 6. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)
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they might be ridiculous, but at least you don’t get the one that says “that lump is cancer.”
Comment by chessloser | 16 July 2007
How cute! This time they’re doing a little rhyme.
After reading Chessioser’s comment, I think it’d be funny if they did something similar to “that lump is cancer.”
How about, “Yes, she’s cheating on you?”
Comment by Allen | 16 July 2007
You guys have the right idea. Why not have negative fortunes? In Japan, I visited a temple where you shake something and a stick falls out which dictates your fortune. Needless to say, bad luck was my lot.
They repeat the 3 in the numbers on this week’s fortune. Not very useful for the lottery–oh, wait, I forgot. They’re not lottery numbers, they’re “lucky” numbers.
Comment by Donnie Briggs | 16 July 2007