Monday Fighter!
(Monday Fighter! is a weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. It will end when I run out of these ridiculous fortune cookies, which should be around Aug 6. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)
they might be ridiculous, but at least you don’t get the one that says “that lump is cancer.”
Reply to chessloserHow cute! This time they’re doing a little rhyme.
After reading Chessioser’s comment, I think it’d be funny if they did something similar to “that lump is cancer.”
How about, “Yes, she’s cheating on you?”
Reply to AllenYou guys have the right idea. Why not have negative fortunes? In Japan, I visited a temple where you shake something and a stick falls out which dictates your fortune. Needless to say, bad luck was my lot.
They repeat the 3 in the numbers on this week’s fortune. Not very useful for the lottery–oh, wait, I forgot. They’re not lottery numbers, they’re “lucky” numbers.
Reply to Donnie Briggs