Monday Fighter! (and Lepers update)
Unfortunately, the people who made this brand of fortune cookies seem to know English, so the fortunes are more insipid than entertaining. I’ll try to do better next week.
(Monday Fighter! is an allegedly weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)
: That fortune happened to me! I was driving around when I saw this business in a pink and purple building named “Planet Pleasure”. Curious, I went in to see what they sold, and boy was it special!
Lepers update: Polly defeated Blunderprone, so the next match is Polly vs Chessaholic to determine the winner of their division. As far as the Wahrheit-Wang match, seems Wang is missing in action, so Wahrheit wins by default. This means Ivan wins his division.
So…the final match will be winner of Polly - Chessaholic vs Ivan!
The clients probably need...
since i wasn’t the original recipient of the fortune, does it still apply to me? does just reading it make it applicable, or must you be the one to open the cookie? just in case, i will be extra curious, just to see what happens.
Reply to chessloser
Comment by chessloser | 25 August 2008
Is that a watermark on the fortune cookie?
Reply to Allen
Comment by Allen | 25 August 2008
Hey there!
So, what is the tournament of Lepers? Is it going to happen again? I might not be good enough to play in it yet. But I am trying to follow the fortune cookie and be curious!
Have a good one,
TommyG
Reply to Tommyg
Comment by Tommyg | 25 August 2008
i’ll play the winner…..
Reply to drunknknite
Comment by drunknknite | 25 August 2008
btw, i happened to glance over and see that i am now a zombie, that sucks… i guess i kind of deserve it though.
Reply to drunknknite
Comment by drunknknite | 25 August 2008
I think the fortune only works for the person you read it to. So I guess the first person who read the post will get the magical bennefits, which might explain the mascot’s event, or not.
Reply to l3rucewayne
Comment by l3rucewayne | 26 August 2008
@chessloser: The powers of this website cause the fortune to apply to all “fortunate” readers.
@Allen: Yes, apparently. It probably added a good 10 cents to the cost of the bag, too.
@Tommyg: The tournament of lepers is a online chess tournament played via FICS by chess bloggers. No rating requirement at all–the 200 rated noob can play as well as Joel Benjamin or Susan Polgar. In reality, the participants are somewhere between 1200-2100.
There will be another tourney, but not sure when.
@drunknknite: You’re back!
The “Zombie” status is for those who blog less than once a month. But it looks safe to bring you back now.
@l3rucewayne: LEP is magical in many ways, so the fortune probably applies to everyone.
Reply to Donnie
Comment by Donnie | 26 August 2008
Wait, the mascot drives?
What type of vehicle does he drive?
I’m picturing a carton shaped bus with many other eggs.
Reply to Allen
Comment by Allen | 26 August 2008
WWMD? ( What would Mascot Drive?) Le Car http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Renault5-Le_Car.jpg
of course.
Reply to Blunderprone
Comment by Blunderprone | 26 August 2008
Your curious nature will take you somewhere special.
In bed.
Hey, it works.
Reply to annie
Comment by annie | 28 August 2008
In LEP’s case I’m guessing thats bi-curious.
Reply to LOL
Comment by LOL | 29 August 2008
Wait. What about yesterday’s Monday Fighter?
Reply to Allen
Comment by Allen | 2 September 2008
@Allen: The carton-shaped bus is for the environmentally conscious. Something tells me the Mascot doesn’t give a flying flip.
@Blunderprone: Yeah, but…that’s French. *heebeejeebees*
@Annie: Um, yes. A little too well, in fact.
@LOL: If by that you mean the Mascot likes both human and eggish females…you’d be correct.
Reply to Donnie
Comment by Donnie | 9 September 2008