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Monday Fighter! election edition

As Donnie was too lazy to get better fortune cookies, he gave me permission to use the Monday Fighter! platform to revive my flagging presidential campaign.

“Change” seems to be the major theme and I haven’t taken advantage. So here’s my new poster:

Change

Maybe I shouldn’t be doing this after drinking so much rum.

October 6th, 2008 11 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Mascot for President, Monday Fighter!

11 Comments »

  1. Obama and McCain have both been strangely silent on this important issue.

    Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 6 October 2008

  2. Rum, huh? Must have been that mount gay stuff donnie always has laying around.

    Comment by annie | 6 October 2008

  3. Donnie,

    You shouldn’t leave all that free liquor from the airlines lying around.

    Comment by Allen | 6 October 2008

  4. @Tacticus: It just goes to show how out of touch the politicians are with the American people.

    @Annie: In fact, I now have two varieties of Mount Gay in the pantry (although one’s almost out)

    @Allen: Marsh Harbour hasn’t sent any of that free rum in a while. What a disappointment.

    Comment by Donnie | 6 October 2008

  5. @Donnie: Is teh Gay being in the pantry like being in the closet?

    Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 6 October 2008

  6. Hehe. Mascot looks a little red in the poster.

    Comment by Sworn Enemy :) | 7 October 2008

  7. Was the mascot made red so that the poster would have the flag’s colors? Or was he made red to indicate he’s from a red state?

    Comment by Allen | 7 October 2008

  8. I figured it was to show how drunk he was on rum.

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 7 October 2008

  9. @Tacticus: LOL. Pretty much, I guess!

    @Caro/Allen/l3ruce: To match the flag’s colors. Not that he’s going to cut into Obama’s lead any.

    Comment by Donnie | 8 October 2008

  10. I knew it, Mascot is asian. it explains so much. and the asian rum flush just proves it.

    Comment by annie | 9 October 2008

  11. No, I’m Caucasian. But we are looking into hiring an Asian egg, especially since Asians provide the second most readers to LEP.

    So if you know anyone, let me know.

    Comment by The Mascot | 10 October 2008

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