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Monday Fighter! election edition

As Donnie was too lazy to get better fortune cookies, he gave me permission to use the Monday Fighter! platform to revive my flagging presidential campaign.

“Change” seems to be the major theme and I haven’t taken advantage. So here’s my new poster:

Change

Maybe I shouldn’t be doing this after drinking so much rum.

October 6th, 2008 11 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Mascot for President, Monday Fighter!

  1. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 6 October 2008 at 7:31 am.

    Obama and McCain have both been strangely silent on this important issue.

        Reply to Tacticus Maximus
  2. annie posted the following on 6 October 2008 at 11:36 am.

    Rum, huh? Must have been that mount gay stuff donnie always has laying around.

        Reply to annie
  3. Allen posted the following on 6 October 2008 at 3:31 pm.

    Donnie,

    You shouldn’t leave all that free liquor from the airlines lying around.

        Reply to Allen
  4. Donnie posted the following on 6 October 2008 at 6:56 pm.

    @Tacticus: It just goes to show how out of touch the politicians are with the American people.

    @Annie: In fact, I now have two varieties of Mount Gay in the pantry (although one’s almost out)

    @Allen: Marsh Harbour hasn’t sent any of that free rum in a while. What a disappointment.

        Reply to Donnie
  5. Tacticus Maximus posted the following on 6 October 2008 at 8:10 pm.

    @Donnie: Is teh Gay being in the pantry like being in the closet?

        Reply to Tacticus Maximus
  6. Sworn Enemy :) posted the following on 7 October 2008 at 12:35 pm.

    Hehe. Mascot looks a little red in the poster.

        Reply to Sworn Enemy :)
  7. Allen posted the following on 7 October 2008 at 6:05 pm.

    Was the mascot made red so that the poster would have the flag’s colors? Or was he made red to indicate he’s from a red state?

        Reply to Allen
  8. l3rucewayne posted the following on 7 October 2008 at 6:39 pm.

    I figured it was to show how drunk he was on rum.

        Reply to l3rucewayne
  9. Donnie posted the following on 8 October 2008 at 9:20 am.

    @Tacticus: LOL. Pretty much, I guess!

    @Caro/Allen/l3ruce: To match the flag’s colors. Not that he’s going to cut into Obama’s lead any.

        Reply to Donnie
  10. annie posted the following on 9 October 2008 at 1:43 am.

    I knew it, Mascot is asian. it explains so much. and the asian rum flush just proves it.

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  11. The Mascot posted the following on 10 October 2008 at 9:24 am.

    No, I’m Caucasian. But we are looking into hiring an Asian egg, especially since Asians provide the second most readers to LEP.

    So if you know anyone, let me know.

        Reply to The Mascot

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