"All it takes is the courage to say, 'Get in there and make me some bean dip.'"
-- Vernon Dozier

More reasons to earn your GED

Nice attempt at trying to spell “The Simpsons”, but they may want to try using even fewer S’s next time.

The Simpon!

For the past few months at the building at work, some guy in a Beemer or Benz would park in part of the fire lane. Parking can be very tight, so we sometimes have to get a little creative if it’s full–but I’d see this guy parked there even if there were other spots available. So, they put up a No Parking sign in that “parking spot” thinking they’d solved the problem.

Unfortunately, this is only effective with people who can read English (or aren’t worried about blocking emergency vehicles in case of, er, emergency). And the Beemer guy is instead tucking away a motorcycle near the “parking spot” to skirt the rule.

Signs are for losers

July 27th, 2007 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads, Weaksauce Losers

  1. Allen posted the following on 27 July 2007 at 11:34 pm.

    Did you guys ever get full control of all floors?

    I guess not… cause otherwise the Benz or Beemer guy would be a company employee and that’d be pretty easy to handle…

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  2. annie posted the following on 28 July 2007 at 12:47 am.

    they’re supposed to be towed. I got towed once in front of the Chinese consulate while getting my passport. There was a tattoed redneck gleefully demanding $125 just to let my car down. if I had just taken advantage of liberal gun laws in Texas I’d have saved myself $125 and rid our world of one more stupid no count redneck. Oh, and I also have venom for those JERKS who park their gigantor Escalade sideways in a handicapped space so they won’t get a door ding. let’s see how they like my key carving. I can do cubist impressions of picasso.

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  3. Donnie Briggs posted the following on 28 July 2007 at 11:07 am.

    Allen: Yeah, those guys are still on the 3rd floor.

    Annie: You almost made me spit a mouthful of juice on my monitor. Hopefully you finish your Picassos before anyone catches you.

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  4. Allen posted the following on 29 July 2007 at 11:32 am.

    actually, why didn’t you guys get him towed for parking in the fire lane?

        Reply to Allen
  5. Donnie Briggs posted the following on 1 August 2007 at 8:45 am.

    They park just outside the fire lane so they can’t be caught for that.

        Reply to Donnie Briggs

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