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Musings about fast food

: Hey, Donnie, I was curious about something.

: Yes?

: You know that redhead girl in the Wendy’s logo?

: Sure.

: Do you think she’s hot?

: No, not really.

November 3rd, 2008 9 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Random

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likesforests posted the following on 3 November 2008 at 1:23 pm.
Here’s the real Wendy:

http://a.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2005/news/030307-1st-wendys-200.jpg
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The Mascot posted the following on 3 November 2008 at 6:52 pm.
Definitely not hot.
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Derek Slater posted the following on 3 November 2008 at 11:16 pm.
I am disturbed by trying to reconstruct the train of thought that lead to this post.
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The Mascot posted the following on 4 November 2008 at 1:01 am.
It’s quite simple, really. I have evidence that Donnie is really Michael Jackson in disguise. So I was attempting to expose his, um, tastes.

Unfortunately, he didn’t take the bait.
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annie posted the following on 4 November 2008 at 1:33 am.
maybe her VOICE is hot.
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Q posted the following on 5 November 2008 at 7:16 am.
@ Mascot. Just get Donnie to play the arcade game Moonwalker. He’ll break and reveal his Jackson goodness.
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Donnie posted the following on 5 November 2008 at 10:57 am.
@Derek: I’m going out-of-character here for this reply.

On Monday I saw Wendy’s in a web article. I just thought “What’s something completely ridiculous I could do on LEP involving Wendy’s?” Looking at the logo, someone having the hots for Wendy came to mind. And since the Mascot likes talking about hot women, it sorta made sense to put the two together.

Your use of the term “disturbed” made me realize that pedophilia could be involved here. Which spawned the idea of using Michael Jackson for the Mascot’s response.

@Mascot: Michael Jackson’s too white. I couldn’t be him.

@Annie: She’d better hope so.

@Q: That game is much more fun with other people. I’ve tried solo; it’s just not quite the same.
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The Mascot posted the following on 5 November 2008 at 11:03 am.
Stop reminding people that I’m not real.
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Blunderprone posted the following on 5 November 2008 at 12:10 pm.
Pippy long stockings … how old is she now?
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