Comments on: Musings about fast food

By: Blunderprone

Blunderprone — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:10:01 +0000

Pippy long stockings … how old is she now?

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:03:38 +0000

Stop reminding people that I’m not real.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:57:39 +0000

@Derek: I’m going out-of-character here for this reply.

On Monday I saw Wendy’s in a web article. I just thought “What’s something completely ridiculous I could do on LEP involving Wendy’s?” Looking at the logo, someone having the hots for Wendy came to mind. And since the Mascot likes talking about hot women, it sorta made sense to put the two together.

Your use of the term “disturbed” made me realize that pedophilia could be involved here. Which spawned the idea of using Michael Jackson for the Mascot’s response.

@Mascot: Michael Jackson’s too white. I couldn’t be him.

@Annie: She’d better hope so.

@Q: That game is much more fun with other people. I’ve tried solo; it’s just not quite the same.

By: Q

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:16:27 +0000

@ Mascot. Just get Donnie to play the arcade game Moonwalker. He’ll break and reveal his Jackson goodness.

By: annie

annie — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:33:49 +0000

maybe her VOICE is hot.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:01:32 +0000

It’s quite simple, really. I have evidence that Donnie is really Michael Jackson in disguise. So I was attempting to expose his, um, tastes.

Unfortunately, he didn’t take the bait.

By: Derek Slater

Derek Slater — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:16:35 +0000

I am disturbed by trying to reconstruct the train of thought that lead to this post.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:52:24 +0000

Definitely not hot.

By: likesforests

likesforests — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:23:52 +0000

Here’s the real Wendy:

http://a.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2005/news/030307-1st-wendys-200.jpg