- Fall asleep at 9:30pm last night
- Wake up at 4:00am this morning
- Realize I need to do wash because I have zero pairs of clean underwear
- Stuff wash in washer
- Do some work and “work” until 7:20am
- Take a shower, etc.
- Realize I never put clothes in the drier
- Put on clothes and grab a pair of soggy underwear
- Hang aforementioned pair of soggy underwear in the car, hoping it will dry out before getting to work
- Attempt to stuff underwear in pocket so no one sees it
- Dash into restroom and quickly change
- Vow never to let this happen again
August 8th, 2007
4 comments
Posted by Donnie
Filed under Grilled Cheese, Weaksauce Losers
It’s a shame your story didn’t include:
10) Pulled over by officer for soggy underwear hanging in car
Reply to Allen…or 12) Got caught changing into soggy underwear by boss walking into restroom
13) vow never to let this happen again
isn’t there a hand dryer somewhere in your building?
Reply to annieAllen: Sure the cops have to hit quota, but that’s stretching it.
Annie: Yes, that would have been funnier (for you).
Fortunately, such an event did not come to pass.
Reply to Donnie BriggsIf I recall, there aren’t hand dryers in that building….
however there IS a microwave!
Another alternative to this story that would have been acceptable is:
Rush through the lobby of the building hoping no one notices the giant wet spot at my pocket.
Reply to Allen