Never again
- Fall asleep at 9:30pm last night
- Wake up at 4:00am this morning
- Realize I need to do wash because I have zero pairs of clean underwear
- Stuff wash in washer
- Do some work and “work” until 7:20am
- Take a shower, etc.
- Realize I never put clothes in the drier
- Put on clothes and grab a pair of soggy underwear
- Hang aforementioned pair of soggy underwear in the car, hoping it will dry out before getting to work
- Attempt to stuff underwear in pocket so no one sees it
- Dash into restroom and quickly change
- Vow never to let this happen again
It’s a shame your story didn’t include:
10) Pulled over by officer for soggy underwear hanging in car
Comment by Allen | 8 August 2007
…or 12) Got caught changing into soggy underwear by boss walking into restroom
13) vow never to let this happen again
isn’t there a hand dryer somewhere in your building?
Comment by annie | 8 August 2007
Allen: Sure the cops have to hit quota, but that’s stretching it.
Annie: Yes, that would have been funnier (for you).
Fortunately, such an event did not come to pass.
Comment by Donnie Briggs | 8 August 2007
If I recall, there aren’t hand dryers in that building….
however there IS a microwave!
Another alternative to this story that would have been acceptable is:
Rush through the lobby of the building hoping no one notices the giant wet spot at my pocket.
Comment by Allen | 9 August 2007