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US court rules that American paper money discriminates against the blind.

Garry Kasparov interrupted by flying penis (Great find, Tom P!)

If you try to pay the convenience store clerk with marijuana, make sure the person behind you in line isn’t a copper.

A Hungarian student hires the Mascot and his eggish thugs to attack Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

The Mascot attacks Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer

May 20th, 2008 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, In the News

  1. The Chess Player posted the following on 21 May 2008 at 12:30 am.

    Man! You gotta give me the time to post. I mean i was just about to post on that flying dick attacking Kasparov to find out you beat me to it.

        Reply to The Chess Player
  2. annie posted the following on 22 May 2008 at 7:28 pm.

    I say using English on this website discriminates against the Chinese. We outnumber you English speakers by.. i dunno how much but a lot. Why should we have to learn your stupid nonsensical language? OMG. I still don’t know if it’s your or you’re. Moose or meese. Mice or mouses. I’ve needed therapy. Therapy!

    I demand one-touch translation of this site; in particular, any entry tagged “weaksauce losers”. It’s time to end your bigoted ways and admit that eventually, China will own you anyway. Bwuhahaha.

        Reply to annie
  3. David K, Seattle posted the following on 22 May 2008 at 8:59 pm.

    no major project should begin without a comment from the mascot. this might be too much to ask, but since you seem to know him well, would you mind please passing on the link to our The Global eBook Middlegame Collaborative Announcement here. Thanks. This is also announced at Phaedrus blog: here. thanks, David K, aka DK

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  4. drunknknite posted the following on 23 May 2008 at 1:21 pm.     Reply to drunknknite
  5. drunknknite posted the following on 23 May 2008 at 1:22 pm.

    oops guess it won’t let me do that, anyways, my point was that it simply isn’t practical to have a Chinese Keyboard on your desk…

        Reply to drunknknite
  6. The Mascot posted the following on 27 May 2008 at 12:28 am.

    We aren’t “thugs”, we’re “justice skirmishers”.

        Reply to The Mascot

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