News and junk
US court rules that American paper money discriminates against the blind.
Garry Kasparov interrupted by flying penis (Great find, Tom P!)
If you try to pay the convenience store clerk with marijuana, make sure the person behind you in line isn’t a copper.
A Hungarian student hires the Mascot and his eggish thugs to attack Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.
Man! You gotta give me the time to post. I mean i was just about to post on that flying dick attacking Kasparov to find out you beat me to it.
Comment by The Chess Player | 21 May 2008
I say using English on this website discriminates against the Chinese. We outnumber you English speakers by.. i dunno how much but a lot. Why should we have to learn your stupid nonsensical language? OMG. I still don’t know if it’s your or you’re. Moose or meese. Mice or mouses. I’ve needed therapy. Therapy!
I demand one-touch translation of this site; in particular, any entry tagged “weaksauce losers”. It’s time to end your bigoted ways and admit that eventually, China will own you anyway. Bwuhahaha.
Comment by annie | 22 May 2008
no major project should begin without a comment from the mascot. this might be too much to ask, but since you seem to know him well, would you mind please passing on the link to our The Global eBook Middlegame Collaborative Announcement here. Thanks. This is also announced at Phaedrus blog: here. thanks, David K, aka DK
Comment by David K, Seattle | 22 May 2008
Comment by drunknknite | 23 May 2008
oops guess it won’t let me do that, anyways, my point was that it simply isn’t practical to have a Chinese Keyboard on your desk…
Comment by drunknknite | 23 May 2008
We aren’t “thugs”, we’re “justice skirmishers”.
Comment by The Mascot | 27 May 2008