No one can beat the Heat
Fear the Miami Heat. They just signed Penny Hardaway to a one-year deal.
So now the Heat consist of:
Dwyane Wade (yes, that’s how you spell his name)
Shaq and Penny, who are shells of their former selves
Haslem, a decent, but undersized power forward
Mourning, a guy with one kidney
White Chocolate and Smush, who combined are worth about 1.4 point guards
Antoine Walker
Young guys that Riley won’t develop
Good times.
I never understood players’ name spellings. penny’s name is actually anfernee. then we have leeroy and dwyane. in any case, should be an interesting season. stevie francis is back with houston.
Comment by annie | 10 August 2007
i would totally comment on this, but i don’t follow baseball…
Comment by chessloser | 11 August 2007
uhm.. you mean basketball
Comment by Allen | 11 August 2007
I think he meant baseball. (He’s quite funny.)
You should sign Grant Hill and Artis Gilmore. Who incidentally is available for public speaking gigs (just google).
Can’t wait to watch the Heat play Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Ray “Bum Wheel” Allen and the Seven Dwarves.
Oh, that’s right, I don’t follow the NBA either
Comment by Derek Slater | 11 August 2007
Sarcasm can be hard to detect. But, yes, chessloser was attempting humor, which he’s often successful at.
“Penny” is a nickname Hardaway he got from his grandmother. Wade’s mom couldn’t spell.
It’s too bad that the Rockets have Francis. I wanted them to be better than last year.
It’s also too bad Grant Hill already signed. Reggie Miller wants to play for the Celtics.
If he could, Pat Riley would sign Reggie Miller, Scottie Pippen, and Dr. J just because they’re grizzled veterans who used to be good.
Comment by Donnie Briggs | 11 August 2007