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Not as good as Mr. Fantasy

Time-restricted right now. Will respond to your comments later. Meanwhile, an oldie but goodie:

August 1st, 2008 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Burning Agony, Patently Ineffective, Sports, Uncomfortability

5 Comments »

  1. Maybe he could get a job doing the play by play of a chess match played at classical time controls. The pace would be one that he might be able to stay up with.

    Comment by Polly | 1 August 2008

  2. That was so… painful to watch. I hope that never happens to me, poor guy.

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 1 August 2008

  3. I liked how after he was totally bombing it on the basketball clip… he swithces to “sports commentator mode” and gives a play by play during the clip…. then slips back into his drivel.

    Comment by Blunderprone | 1 August 2008

  4. burning agony indeed

    Comment by derek slater | 1 August 2008

  5. @Polly: Maybe when ESPN brings back blitz chess he’ll get his shot.

    @l3rucewayne: Never do TV. Then that won’t happen to you.

    @Blunderprone: Oh, yes, the famed “Boom goes the dynamite.” There are so many little things you catch on multiple viewings; it’s a masterpiece.

    @Derek: Exactly. It’s a good tag.

    Comment by Donnie | 4 August 2008

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