"Besides, being a mascot has its advantages. Like you can randomly hug cute chicks and no one's going to freak out. But you have to touch some men, too, so no one gets suspicious."
-- The Mascot

Not good. Not fun.

Many say that “Baby Geniuses 2″ is the worst movie ever made. Technically, I can’t agree with that, because I have not been able to stomach watching the whole thing.

That having been said, based on the first 10 minutes, “Baby Geniuses 2″ is completely outclassed by films like “Santa With Muscles” and “Leonard Part 6″. Except for Jon Voight’s “German” accent, there is no “so bad it’s good” goodness to be derived.

This is not even a “friends and copious alcohol” movie, it’s an “enemies and copious alcohol” flick, as there are few surer ways to exact revenge.

February 22nd, 2010 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Movie Night

  1. Derek Slater posted the following on 22 February 2010 at 1:37 pm.

    Is Leonard really as bad as its reputation?

    You may have missed Howard the Duck by a few years.

    I agree Superbabies is utterly unwatchable. Really painful.

    Speaking of friends and alchohol, we’ve probably discussed previously but you should queue up a Kung Fu Vs Yoga / Gymkata marathon sometime. (I know you like the former so I think you will also appreciate the latter in the same spirit.

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  2. Q posted the following on 22 February 2010 at 4:00 pm.

    I recommend watching Hooch County Boys after a full meal and betting on who sleeps first.

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  3. annie posted the following on 22 February 2010 at 4:46 pm.

    I *still* think “Top That” from Teen Witch is worse.

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  4. wang posted the following on 22 February 2010 at 6:50 pm.

    WOW, Howard the Duck and Gymkata!? Two truly terrible films, although Gymkata did have karate in it so it is slightly less bad than Howard, although its a lot closer due to the outrageous scenes, like:

    A pommel horse in the middle of a 19th century style town enabling our hero to show off his mad gymnastics/karate (Gymkata, get it) skills while kicking successive wave after wave of crazed villager.

    I liken this to the not often seen but much more frequent random ramp in action movies. You know the one, a car goes crashing into a row of parked cars and all of a sudden goes airborne – courtesy of a misplaced random ramp.

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  5. CMoB posted the following on 22 February 2010 at 7:17 pm.

    Vanessa Angel is watchable though…

    She’s one hot MILF :)

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  6. Donnie posted the following on 23 February 2010 at 10:36 am.

    @Derek: Bill Cosby went out and told people not to watch Leonard, Part 6 (and he made the movie!) That’s how bad it is.

    Howard the Duck is kinda fun, but wouldn’t put it in the upper echalon of movie badness.

    Gymkata was awesome. (They weren’t fighting the Russians, it was “the other side”.)

    @Q: I still don’t know how you and Kevin managed to watch that thing the whole way through. It is so boring after the first 15 minutes of hilarity.

    @Annie: It’s pretty good (ie, bad). But is it as good throughout the entire movie? That’s what I want to know.

    @Wang: LOL, the pommel horse is legendary. Although if I were to design my own city, I’d put a pommel horse in the middle too, so random gymnasts can destroy the zombie plague.

    @CMoB: Vanessa Angel is watchable, although a few kung fu movies would be nice to see in her repertoire.

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