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Obscure presidential candidate of the week

Michael Jingozian (Libertarian)

If I wanted a game show host for president, I’d vote for Bob Barker. (website)

Jingozian for President

February 20th, 2008 12 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective, Uncomfortability

12 Comments »

  1. YEAH!!! jingozian!!! sounds like jingoism, or even better jango fett. i’m proud to be a libertarian….

    Comment by chessloser | 20 February 2008

  2. Sounds like what robots would call their Power Load…

    Comment by gorckat | 20 February 2008

  3. BUT–it’s a really nice jacket, gotta love the suit w/no tie look.

    Comment by Wahrheit | 20 February 2008

  4. The position of his hands suggests to me that he is in the middle of singing a jingle…

    Comment by Allen | 20 February 2008

  5. Actually, now that I look at it… it’s a similar pose to a used car salesman too, no?

    Comment by Allen | 20 February 2008

  6. @chessloser: You should see some of the other guys that are trying.

    @gorckat: Sorry, that went over my head (then again, it’s 2am)

    @Wahrheit: That’s the thing about game show hosts; they always have to wear nice jackets.

    @Allen: Actually, he probably looks more like a used car salesman than a game show host.

    Comment by Donnie | 21 February 2008

  7. @gorckat: Sorry, that went over my head (then again, it’s 2am)

    chessloser had said (on his blog):

    what the hell is a power load? is that even a real word? it makes no sense, it sounds like a giant robot orgasm.

    Thus, a meme is born- bizarre/non sequitur references to robot orgasms on chess blogs!

    Comment by gorckat | 21 February 2008

  8. Oh god. I hate to think of the new search terms that bring people to this blog now…

    Comment by Allen | 21 February 2008

  9. gorckat - you rock man…

    Comment by chessloser | 21 February 2008

  10. I think he needs to grow a beard and yell at me as to why Oxyclean is THE stain remover.

    Comment by Blunderprone | 23 February 2008

  11. ROFL, just had to express that I was ROFL

    Comment by l3rucewayne | 23 February 2008

  12. @gorckat/chessloser: Allusions to robot orgasms are always welcome on this site.

    @Allen: You’d be surprised the search phrase that is responsible for bringing the most people.

    @Blunderprone: I’m with l3ruce there; you had to remind me of that guy. Now I won’t be able to sleep.

    Comment by Donnie | 24 February 2008

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