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Obscure presidential candidate of the week

Michael Jingozian (Libertarian)

If I wanted a game show host for president, I’d vote for Bob Barker. (website)

Jingozian for President

February 20th, 2008 12 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective, Uncomfortability

  1. chessloser posted the following on 20 February 2008 at 12:13 pm.

    YEAH!!! jingozian!!! sounds like jingoism, or even better jango fett. i’m proud to be a libertarian….

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  2. gorckat posted the following on 20 February 2008 at 2:16 pm.

    Sounds like what robots would call their Power Load…

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  3. Wahrheit posted the following on 20 February 2008 at 2:42 pm.

    BUT–it’s a really nice jacket, gotta love the suit w/no tie look.

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  4. Allen posted the following on 20 February 2008 at 6:07 pm.

    The position of his hands suggests to me that he is in the middle of singing a jingle…

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  5. Allen posted the following on 20 February 2008 at 6:07 pm.

    Actually, now that I look at it… it’s a similar pose to a used car salesman too, no?

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  6. Donnie posted the following on 21 February 2008 at 2:58 am.

    @chessloser: You should see some of the other guys that are trying.

    @gorckat: Sorry, that went over my head (then again, it’s 2am)

    @Wahrheit: That’s the thing about game show hosts; they always have to wear nice jackets.

    @Allen: Actually, he probably looks more like a used car salesman than a game show host.

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  7. gorckat posted the following on 21 February 2008 at 9:37 am.

    @gorckat: Sorry, that went over my head (then again, it’s 2am)

    chessloser had said (on his blog):

    what the hell is a power load? is that even a real word? it makes no sense, it sounds like a giant robot orgasm.

    Thus, a meme is born- bizarre/non sequitur references to robot orgasms on chess blogs!

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  8. Allen posted the following on 21 February 2008 at 9:44 am.

    Oh god. I hate to think of the new search terms that bring people to this blog now…

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  9. chessloser posted the following on 21 February 2008 at 11:32 am.

    gorckat – you rock man…

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  10. Blunderprone posted the following on 23 February 2008 at 1:25 am.

    I think he needs to grow a beard and yell at me as to why Oxyclean is THE stain remover.

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  11. l3rucewayne posted the following on 23 February 2008 at 2:17 am.

    ROFL, just had to express that I was ROFL

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  12. Donnie posted the following on 24 February 2008 at 12:31 am.

    @gorckat/chessloser: Allusions to robot orgasms are always welcome on this site.

    @Allen: You’d be surprised the search phrase that is responsible for bringing the most people.

    @Blunderprone: I’m with l3ruce there; you had to remind me of that guy. Now I won’t be able to sleep.

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