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: Hey, Donnie, I have a question. About human males.

: OK…

: What percentage of guys would have sex with Nancy Pelosi just to say they boned someone famous?

: Um. Probably more than would actually admit it.

: What about you?

: No.

: Your goatee looks kinda dumb, to be honest.

: Yeah, thanks.

September 7th, 2010 5 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Burning Agony, Random

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  1. Q posted the following on 7 September 2010 at 10:31 pm.

    “Probably more than would actually admit it.” Really? Not that I would :)

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  2. CMoB posted the following on 8 September 2010 at 1:45 am.

    I’m in to older women. But Nancy Pelosi is a little too old for my taste.

        Reply to CMoB
  3. CMoB posted the following on 8 September 2010 at 1:47 am.

    Btw, did you see a doc or anything concerning your sudden seizure? Or are you not too concerned what might have caused it?

        Reply to CMoB
  4. gorckat posted the following on 10 September 2010 at 8:03 am.

    I was going to suggest the Mascot to get a goatee himself, and Google revealed the foillowing:

    1. The involuntary goatee self portrait is the first image result for “eggs with goatees”
    2. Eggs with goat cheese sounds delish

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  5. Donnie posted the following on 13 September 2010 at 9:06 am.

    @Q: Do you know anyone who would admit it?

    @CMoB: Yeah, the 60′s is too much…that’s older than my mom…

    I’ve had seizures since about 1997, but with much less frequency recently.

    @gorckat: The Mascot tried a goatee a few years ago and didn’t like it: http://www.liquideggproduct.com/liquid-egg-reassembler/

        Reply to Donnie

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