"Yes, I'm still going out as team captain for coin flips, and yes I'm calling it correctly almost 50% of the time!"
-- Drew Bledsoe

Pat Riley must be smoking a Blount

Cry into your beer, Miami Heat fans. Michael Doleac is no longer with the Heat.

Unfortunately, this means no more slow, chunky white guy to be entertained by the few minutes he gets his third-string center self on the court. However, the Heat did get Mark Blount in return. My co-worker Celtics fan tells me Blount is a slow, chunky black guy, a role I felt Shaq was filling just fine.

October 24th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective, Sports


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