PETA newsletter #1
Highlights from PETA’s weekly newsletter:
PETA calls Michael Moore fat: They used Moore’s weight to suggest he adopt a vegetarian diet. I expect Moore to counter, explaining he’s fat not because of steaks and hamburgers, but too many donuts and cinammon rolls.
Featured catalog item: Check out this bumper sticker they highlighted from their catalog. It says, “If you wouldn’t hook a dog, why hook a fish?” Now that’s pretty stupid. Any 5th grader could tell you a net and tranquilizer are much better tools for catching dogs than a fish hook.
Liquid Egg Product offers PETA a deal: I will stop using animals for food once animals stop using each other for food.
It’s funny you say that… the cartoon, Futurama, addresses this deal you just offered.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Problem_with_Popplers
In this episode, the crew tell the PETA protesters the same thing. PETA counters by offering a demonstration, a lion that is vegetarian. Needless to say, the lion was rather sickly looking.
Comment by Allen | 25 June 2007
PETA was spot on about Michael Moore, though.
Comment by Donnie Briggs | 25 June 2007
No, the donuts comment is likely to happen imo
Comment by Allen | 26 June 2007
how many starve in India with cattle running loose?
Comment by Anonymous | 1 July 2007