PETA newsletter #1
Highlights from PETA’s weekly newsletter:
PETA calls Michael Moore fat: They used Moore’s weight to suggest he adopt a vegetarian diet. I expect Moore to counter, explaining he’s fat not because of steaks and hamburgers, but too many donuts and cinammon rolls.
Featured catalog item: Check out this bumper sticker they highlighted from their catalog. It says, “If you wouldn’t hook a dog, why hook a fish?” Now that’s pretty stupid. Any 5th grader could tell you a net and tranquilizer are much better tools for catching dogs than a fish hook.
Liquid Egg Product offers PETA a deal: I will stop using animals for food once animals stop using each other for food.
It’s funny you say that… the cartoon, Futurama, addresses this deal you just offered.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Problem_with_Popplers
In this episode, the crew tell the PETA protesters the same thing. PETA counters by offering a demonstration, a lion that is vegetarian. Needless to say, the lion was rather sickly looking.
Reply to AllenPETA was spot on about Michael Moore, though.
Reply to Donnie BriggsNo, the donuts comment is likely to happen imo
Reply to Allenhow many starve in India with cattle running loose?
Reply to Anonymous