Comments on: Proof you should visit Liquid Egg Product at work

By: Donnie

Donnie — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:09:04 +0000

@chessloser: So Bob Barr pulled it out? I was really hoping for Michael Jingozian…

And thank you for your impeccable taste in humor.

@Blunderprone: That’s right! Just like if 8 hours a sleep is good a day, 16 hours must be better…

@Annie: Your boss’s name is “Mr. Boss”? That’s awesome; gotta make things easy.

I had to look up AS400. That thing’s 20 years old.

@Derek: AS400…not so tempting.

@David K: From dictionary.com: Other obsolete senses of faggot were “man hired into military service simply to fill out the ranks at muster” (1700) and “vote manufactured for party purposes” (1817).

The English language is awesome.

By: David K, Seattle

David K, Seattle — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:23:02 +0000

as you know, a ‘faggot’ is a bundle of sticks from the preindusrial era. a ‘lady’, was a baker of bread.

By: Derek Slater

Derek Slater — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:01:38 +0000

Mmmm, AS400.

By: annie

annie — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:25:56 +0000

or… the ultimate in efficiency acceleration…TEXAS HOLD ‘EM ON FACEBOOK!!!

Our work systems are so slow at work that I actually surf the net in between keystrokes. Now I just have better justification for it – “but Mr Boss! I’m just revitalizing myself while I wait for this policy to meander its way through your archaic AS400 system that’s so outdated, vacuum tubes might be faster!”

By: Blunderprone

Blunderprone — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:02:48 +0000

So if 10 minutes a day increases productivity… then 60 minutes a day must mean I’ll be uber-productive!

By: chessloser

chessloser — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:10:32 +0000

notice how i didn’t attempt the cheap humor with a comment about tea breaks in china, or fag breaks in san fransico? i totally didn’t even mention it at all….

By: chessloser

chessloser — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:08:36 +0000

sometimes i take a break from surfing the net to work. i do find this really revitalizes me and helps me surf the net longer and harder (yes, longer, harder, deeper as well). i would have bought a mascot t shirt, but i already bought a libertarian t-shirt to support bob barr (seriously, i’m gonna actually vote for the first time ever, and it will be for bob barr)