Racial Discrimination in America
Today, I found out some very disturbing facts. It’s not enough that humans subject billions of eggs to torture by frying, scrambling, or poaching them. Check this finding from some page named CHOW:
At CHOW’s local Safeway, one dozen Grade AA, extra-large white eggs from Lucerne sell for $3.19. Their brown counterparts, same size and grade, go for $3.98 per dozen.
You see, humans not only discriminate against each other, they put a price tag on eggs based solely on the color of their shell. Whites like me get treated like second-class citizens. (Well, actually third-class citizens, since eggs are already considered “lower” than humans. I just found out the other day we don’t have any Constitutional rights.)
The American Egg Board (you’ll find them in the “Enemies” section in the links) is a sadistic organization dedicated to convincing people that eating eggs is healthy. But I can’t disagree with what they conclude: “Eggshell color does not affect an egg’s … quality….”
So stop discriminating against whites. Thanks.
Hmm, while this is certainly shocking, I am not so sure about the Mascot’s story either… This book title does make me wonder…
Comment by Chessaholic | 25 July 2008
And they even ridicule the knights on the tower defense scoreboard.
Comment by bum | 25 July 2008
Fight the power.
Comment by Kate Dino | 26 July 2008
LOL…that’s all I can say…LOL
Comment by RT Solo | 26 July 2008
This is the stupidest thing I’ve read in some time. Everyone knows that whites have very few problems with discrimination in the US.
Comment by Donnie | 26 July 2008
Is LEP starting to employ that affirmative action nonsense?
Comment by annie | 27 July 2008
Hey! Everybody gotta wear clothes. And if you don’t, you’ll get arrested!
Comment by Mr. E | 27 July 2008
Hey. I didn’t NEED affirmative action to get this job. That’s because Mr. E taught me to Be Somebody.
Comment by The Mascot | 27 July 2008
Wow, don’t know what to say…
Sorry you don’t feel loved man, but for what it’s worth I think you’re a little psycho, and I don’t think that has anything to do with the color of your shell.
Comment by wang | 29 July 2008
The Mascot was moved by your sentiments. In fact, so much so he is searching for your address to give you a personal facepalm. (However, I do think you’re right about on the money.)
Comment by Donnie | 4 August 2008