Researcher rips off H.G. Wells
Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry predicts that man will have split into two races within 100,000 years. Apparently, he has read the Time Machine by H. G. Wells.
Bad Science has more to say about the good doctor.
Speaking of time machines…try this idle thought on for size. A time machine will never be invented (note this is different from saying it’s not possible). If it is going to happen, there would have been some time machine user with a desire to visit various eras of the past and make him/herself known to its inhabitants. So we would already know about it.
(Yeah, I’m waiting for the hole-poking.)
ok, what if a guy from the future did build the time machine, but decides to follow the prime directive and keep it quiet and not say anything so as not to disrupt the natural flow of stuff…
as for splitting into two races, i hope i end up with the sprint, i hate long distance…
Comment by chessloser | 27 October 2007
not only will the men of the superior race have bigger penises ( as noted in the article) they will also have the characteristic ability to lick thier perfect eyebrows.
The problem though, being married to the perfect 10, they will still be considered wrong in every argument with said spouse. They will somehow evolve to adapt to it and be more silent.
Comment by Blunderprone | 28 October 2007
Blunder, methinks you have a future in the future.
Personally I think we are all morans, and we will die out eventually, and ants will take over. There are more of them, they work well together, and they all have sex with the same woman. Simplifies things a lot.
Comment by annie | 29 October 2007
Did I read something somewhere about you moving to Houston?
Tacticus Maximus doesn’t wait, he sleeps.
Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 29 October 2007
Oh, yeah. Warren Buffet came from the future. It is entirely provable with math that has not yet been invented.
Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 29 October 2007
@chessloser: Ah, yes, but what about someone who doesn’t follow the prime directive?
@Blunderprone: I’ve read–and perhaps a female can enlighten here–after a certain maximum length of penis, the member induces more eye-watering than excitement.
@Annie: Except for the woman. Unless she were incredibly nympho, she’d get a bit tired after a while.
@Tacticus: You’re in the HCC, right? Well, we should be meeting in person then, once I start going. It is yet to be determined whether that’s a good thing.
Warren Buffet..yes, it all makes sense now…
Comment by Donnie | 1 November 2007