Ruined!
Um…remember how I’m running for president? Well, now there’s a big question mark hanging around the campaign (see poster, below).
Check out this video, and see why my presidential run may not be such a great idea…
Chuck Norris is endorsing Mike Huckabee as president! And it doesn’t even matter how bad their commericals are! So what does that have to do with me?
Everything! Isn’t is obvious? Huckabee is going to get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick all the other candidates who dare oppose him! It may be illegal, but who’s going to arrest him, the SWAT team? They’ll pee their pants when they see their guns are ineffective against Chuck Norris’ bulletproof beard!
So…I’m seriously thinking about bowing out. I don’t need a kick to the shell ruining my perfect complexion.
Nooooooo! I can see my Ambassadorship to a small Caribbean nation receding fast. Please, if we can get Jackie Chan to endorse you will it help? I know Chuck could kick his — with one hand ties behind his back, but Jackie is the only superstar karate dude I have an in with.
I knew Ed Parker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Parker), but he went and died on me. He was a great guy but I don’t think his endorsement would carry much weight.
Reply to WahrheitWell damn, there goes Bezerkistan and Elbonia.
Reply to Alleni heard for the first time since the race began rudy showed up second in a poll(the rasmussen) and mike was first nationally.(yay! i jumped around a bit when i heard) romneys recent speech might change things though.
Reply to l3rucewayne@Wahrheit/Allen: The Mascot is a coward. I’ll get him to jump back in. Not that I see those ambassadorships happening for you either way…
@l3rucewayne: My instinct tells me Romney has almost no shot of getting the nomination (no matter how well he’s polling). Giuliani’s still the big fish to catch, if you’re backing Huckabee.
Reply to DonnieWait a minute. Who is the mascots running mate?
I need to know what will happen in case Humpty Dumpty has a great fall
Reply to AllenLOL. I guess we’ll find out after the primaries.
Reply to DonnieNo Ambassadorship, no Jackie Chan endorsement! I’m what Heinlein called a “business politician,” that is, one who delivers once the envelope has changed hands. It’s idealists who are downright dangerous–Hitler was one. I3rucewayne, I’m sorry to say that Huckabee looks like one of these to me, not exactly Hitler, but he’s going to do what’s “good for you” whether you want it or not…and tax you to pay for it. And take away your smokes. And make you eat 5 servings of fruits and vegetables daily. BOHICA.
Reply to Wahrheit“BOHICA.” I’m going to have to remember that one. Did anyone else have to look that up?
(It stands for, “Bend over, here it comes again.”, apparently slang used commonly within the US military.)
Reply to DonnieWell I’m an idealist(i think), and yours is a new position to me on idealists… I think each presidential candidate intends to do what they think is good for the country(unless its just what they want and they think it’s bad for the country but good for them.) even if minorities and maybe even majorities disagree with the measures. While I’m no expert, the fair tax seems like it will to a large extent lessen the tax burden on folks. my two cents i guess.
Reply to l3rucewayneI3rucewayne-I was only half serious about idealism, but I do have the concerns about Mike Huckabee, that he seems to a little too willing to use the power of the state for our own good on “health” issues, etc. He seems kind of fun in some ways, too, and the Fair Tax is intrguing. I think the best thing about the U.S. is that it’s set up so that no matter who is eleccted, they have limited powers.
That’s why I’m voting Liquid E. P. Mascot, baby. He won’t do any good, but he’ll do less harm!
Reply to WahrheitOne things for sure, lep would be a definite change from the norm. But I as a conservative cant have that!jk
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