Speaking of slow on the uptake…
Probably everyone’s had the experience where they’ve had a dream, awakened, and finally figured out how non-sensical the dream was after a couple minutes.
This morning’s was rather awkward. I was in a bathroom with a female while she was going pee. No, there were no closed-in stalls, just a toilet against a wall. She was wearing a pair of jeans, but was topless (although I saw her from the back only). I was aware enough that this situation would generate some uncomfortability, so I gracefully slipped out the door.
You may realize that it’s strange that I saw her from the back, not front. That’s because she was standing using a urinal. Obviously not realistic, but it took me a couple minutes of being awake to realize it.

